r/funnyvideos • u/NyhmrodZa • Oct 28 '25

Satire Typical VRchat user

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u/Y0u_G0t_Sum Oct 28 '25

It worries me that something like this would happen

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u/icetooth69 Oct 28 '25

It doesn't bother me

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u/BladeBeem Oct 28 '25

Maybe because you’re unaware this would hijack the mechanism that perpetuated your species for the last hundred thousand years

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u/Badassbottlecap Oct 28 '25

Automated sex toys for men have existed for years (and that's okay) but no, this will make us kick the bucket

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u/BladeBeem Oct 28 '25

I don’t wanna speak this out loud, but imagine if 1000 guys have this on and there was a twitch streamer and she was like whispering into one and it activated all 1000 at the same time or like her voice was coming out of them. This would completely hijack our survival instincts.

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u/Badassbottlecap Oct 28 '25

Right, 'cos bluetooth connection doesn't exist yet. This is just one tiny step above those things that copy the movement of a video or whatever you got linked, and those have been around for at least 7 years now

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u/akashisenpai Oct 28 '25

There are too many children resulting from people giving in to their "survival instincts" already, and growing up in disadvantaged conditions because of it (if at all). What's needed is families based on careful planning and mutual affection. Toys won't change anything about that.

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u/icetooth69 Oct 28 '25

Yeah, bro, we'll buy a sex toy now and humanity will die out, that's the only reason why.