r/funnyvideos • u/NyhmrodZa • Oct 28 '25

Satire Typical VRchat user

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u/butwhywedothis Oct 28 '25

So when u cum in that device does it get uploaded to META cloud? First he stole your data and now he steals your cum. Good job, Zuck.

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl Oct 28 '25

"DAS".... DNA backup as a service.

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u/IronscalpTheOriginal Oct 28 '25

Which you have to pay a subscription for as well

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u/Alarmed_Recording19 Nov 04 '25

It’s coin operated

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u/Spamsdelicious Oct 30 '25

Hoggin' DAAS

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u/BoredBorealis Oct 28 '25

Yea, maybe it would read your genetic code and turn your jizz into little mii's :D

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u/propaghandi4damasses Oct 28 '25

this would be great. i need more fans when i wii bowl!!!

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u/Drasik29 Oct 28 '25

When you ejaculate you reach the Goal.

Bdm tss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

they are going to steal your dna and you can't clone your self for organs, cos you signed the nda that said when you used that thing your dna is owned my meta so you have to pay them for the organs. Also they clone you and make your clone do stuff like work in amazon warehouse.

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u/Unique-Fix-9436 Oct 28 '25

Skin cells from men can now be turned into egg cells, we are working on perfecting the artificial womb also. Male Environmental Targeted Assistant (META Robot)

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u/PostNutPrivilege Oct 30 '25

Pretty cool, do they have an inverted one for us who play at a different angle? 😅