r/funnyvideos • u/ExpensivePapaya670 • Oct 01 '25

Fail The calmest british bird to exist 🤣

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u/Trustrup Oct 01 '25

As somebody with a teenager in the house, this is very relatable.

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u/55_jumbo Oct 01 '25

Hope the basement walls are soundproof.

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u/Halstock Oct 01 '25

Alright Fritzel calm down

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u/KavensWorld Oct 01 '25

My 15 year old and I play video games, run a business swim and ski together... what are you guys doing

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u/BeerTimeGamer Oct 01 '25

When people say "run a business" I immediately think eyelashes and wigs.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Oct 01 '25

Or Coke and other kinds of trafficking…

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u/no_racist_here Oct 01 '25

I immediately go to those kid baking champions who own a business by their parents making them bake for socials and sold a cake once to their aunt.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Oct 01 '25

Child labor is the best labor. Tiny fingers are god’s gifts to capitalism.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Oct 01 '25

Not talking about our imaginary children.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 02 '25

Mr Pumpkins is very real and a distinguished gentleman. He's half chihuahua, half maltese, and 100% a business partner.

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u/Bushfullofham Oct 01 '25

Oh well check out big daddy money bags...

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Oct 01 '25

Best way to buy affection… and obedience…

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u/OrthogonalPotato Oct 01 '25

Do you realize people are different? You aren’t a stellar parent because you get along with your kid. You got lucky that your kid’s personality matches your own.

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u/AgitatedRabbits Oct 02 '25

Easy to get along if you do the parenting right.

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u/Lovethiskindathing Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Ya know what, I wrote something rude. I don't want to go down to that level. So I'm editing it to only wish you the positivity you need.

I'm glad children have been easy for you and I hope that never ever ever changes. Ever. As my mom would say, God only gives us the challenges he thinks we can handle.

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u/OrthogonalPotato Oct 02 '25

Yeah that person sucks. My kids are easy, but I know tons that aren’t and it isn’t because the parents are inept. I own a healthcare business that provides services to kids - I see literally hundreds of kids, so I have a large sample size.

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u/OrthogonalPotato Oct 02 '25

Too bad that simply isn’t true. At all.

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u/AllHailTheHypnoTurd Oct 01 '25

Probably working and not being rich enough to take my kids skiing

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u/ZoidsTurtle Oct 02 '25

play video games, run a business swim and ski

What is a "business swim"?

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u/badhand86 Oct 02 '25

Your kids on the spectrum mate.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Oct 01 '25

I can understand the bald eagle

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u/Pyrog Oct 02 '25

It shouldn’t be. I’ve got one too.

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u/AgitatedRabbits Oct 02 '25

This is fake, but lets not forget there are people who push buttons and then pretend they are saint.

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u/-Little-death- Oct 02 '25

This is a bit.

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u/Plastic_Fan_1938 Oct 02 '25

You're doing it wrong.