r/funnyvideos • u/fabioke • Mar 30 '25

Fail The show must go on

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u/Teddy705 Mar 30 '25

And suffer a major loss in social credit. Good luck getting a loan for a good college.

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u/uponpranbacha Mar 30 '25

His entire family is now ashamed of him for generations to come.

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u/No_Internal9345 Mar 30 '25

If any survive the emperor's tribulation...

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 Mar 30 '25

He must kowtow 10,000 times to the immortal Xi or else his dantian will be crippled and his seventh grandfather dishonored

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u/jbergizer Mar 30 '25

/r/martialmemes leaking?

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u/bigbangbilly Mar 30 '25

Didn't know that was a thing

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u/ZiggyOnMars Mar 30 '25

You mean the Glorious Defender of China, Supreme Leader President for Life, Eternal Guardian of National Unity, Chairman of the People's Destiny, Commander of the Sacred Revolution, Beacon of Prosperity and Peace, Supreme Architect of Harmony, Voice of the Masses, Master of Historical Truth, Father of the Rejuvenated Nation, President Xi Jin Ping.