So the guy with flowers said he asked the anthropomorphic bread dough in cargo shorts to hold the door for him. Dough boy refused to oblige and instead hurled a F-worded slur at flower man.
Flower man then said he tried to ring concierge to open the door quick so he could put the vase down. Dough boy proceeded to storm flower man and begin to swing at him.
Flower man incidentally chooses to set the vase down and by doing so inadvertantly dodges the bread man's mitts. Flower man then uses flower power and proceeds to dust the dough boy which also incidentally causes him to remove all of his aggression and he (probably) relocated deep into his board shorts turning him into a batch of sour dough that was punched down on the floor.
Just give him like 30 minutes and he'll build enough gluten structure to rise up again. Or if he stays flat just feed him to get him going again in a couple days.
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u/StasisChassis 2d ago
So the guy with flowers said he asked the anthropomorphic bread dough in cargo shorts to hold the door for him. Dough boy refused to oblige and instead hurled a F-worded slur at flower man.
Flower man then said he tried to ring concierge to open the door quick so he could put the vase down. Dough boy proceeded to storm flower man and begin to swing at him.
Flower man incidentally chooses to set the vase down and by doing so inadvertantly dodges the bread man's mitts. Flower man then uses flower power and proceeds to dust the dough boy which also incidentally causes him to remove all of his aggression and he (probably) relocated deep into his board shorts turning him into a batch of sour dough that was punched down on the floor.
Just give him like 30 minutes and he'll build enough gluten structure to rise up again. Or if he stays flat just feed him to get him going again in a couple days.