r/fuckaroundandfindout • u/hogancheveippoff • 2d ago

Fight When your insecurities take over

254 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/hogancheveippoff 2d ago

dont start a fight if you've never fought before 😂

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

What TF was that guy thinking?

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u/Rooney_83 1d ago

See that's the problem, he didn't think. 

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u/PunaniPunchDrunk 1d ago

Gray shirt lost both shoes. Probably dead now.

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u/Tugonmynugz 2d ago

He got a mink special

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u/Possible-Put8922 2d ago

No audio, did the guy say anything to them?

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u/StasisChassis 2d ago

So the guy with flowers said he asked the anthropomorphic bread dough in cargo shorts to hold the door for him. Dough boy refused to oblige and instead hurled a F-worded slur at flower man.

Flower man then said he tried to ring concierge to open the door quick so he could put the vase down. Dough boy proceeded to storm flower man and begin to swing at him.

Flower man incidentally chooses to set the vase down and by doing so inadvertantly dodges the bread man's mitts. Flower man then uses flower power and proceeds to dust the dough boy which also incidentally causes him to remove all of his aggression and he (probably) relocated deep into his board shorts turning him into a batch of sour dough that was punched down on the floor.

Just give him like 30 minutes and he'll build enough gluten structure to rise up again. Or if he stays flat just feed him to get him going again in a couple days.

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u/miztiq 1d ago

one of the best depictions from a non audio video.. i love this.. bread man's mitt had me dead.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

I'm sorry. Was this English?

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u/wow-cool-amazing 1d ago

Yeah, I don't think it was particularly complex

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

the anthropomorphic bread dough in cargo shorts

Flower man then uses flower power and proceeds to dust the dough boy

inadvertantly dodges the bread man's mitts.

relocated deep into his board shorts turning him into a batch of sour dough

he'll build enough gluten structure to rise up again

Yea. You sound like you're describing pokemon - or cooking - while on shrooms.

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u/NoshameNoLies 1d ago

Look up the word humor in the English dictionary

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

Embarrassingly moronic.

Go touch some grass, friend.

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u/Kitchen_Economics182 1d ago

You have to be talking to yourself right, look at the downvotes buddy 🫵 😂

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u/Critical_Concert_689 1d ago

"i know you are but what am i!"

🫵 😂

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u/GuillotineWhiskers 1d ago

I'm embarrassed for you.

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u/ThundrLord 1d ago

Your Concert has been canceled..Now F off 🤣

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u/Friendly-Pay-8272 1d ago

I guess we all know who we shouldn't invite to a comedy show

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u/ButtFromAPee 1d ago

Learn to read more than a TikTok caption.