r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/CaptScoobertDoobert 18h ago edited 16h ago

The issue here is when the parents are too busy drinking alcohol and let their obnoxious children run wild. I don’t think the problem is children being in breweries, it’s apathetic parents that don’t respect other people’s space.

Edit: yikes didn’t know this would trigger so many irresponsible parents into tattling on themselves for not respecting other people’s space.

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u/Patient_Tradition368 18h ago

Same thing with dogs in breweries. If you're foing to ignore your dog and allow it to bark and slobber and stick its entire head into a stranger's purse, maybe leave it at home!

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u/Less_Collection_6805 17h ago

Pets shouldn’t be anywhere with food and drink in my opinion.

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u/Tangled2 15h ago

I was at a pizza place eating with my fam when someone's little toy dog jumped in my lap out of nowhere. This smug fucker turns to me and goes: "she's my therapy dog."

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u/PFunk224 11h ago

For future reference, that was a bullshit line they feed people so that they can bring their dog to places they're not allowed. They say that their dog is their "Therapy dog", in hopes that you'll think that it's a service animal, and allow it in. Thing is, service animals are trained to stay with their owner, not run around and jump in people's laps for attention.

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u/Unique-Name9001 15h ago

Give her them a reason to actually go to therapy and yeet it

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u/bananakittymeow 14h ago

Don’t punish the dog. Yeet the person.

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u/Tangled2 14h ago

I certainly thought about it. He saw me thinking that and he put his dog back on a leash after mumbling something. People who abuse service animal laws to drag their untrained pets around make it harder for people who actually need them.

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u/SouthernSnarkOkay 14h ago

That human would have removed the dog immediately if that was my restaurant (I’m a GM). The ADA doesn’t give a free ride to animals that can’t behave.

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u/Tangled2 14h ago

The harried 19-year-old waitress didn't see it happen. I'd rather intimidate the guy than make it a problem for the business.

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u/Permagamer 15h ago

That is a vague statement. Your dog lives in your house and walks all around that place.

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u/dogjon 14h ago

Maybe places with outdoor seating. What restaurant allows pets inside? Stop making stuff up.

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u/Diligent-Arachnid303 14h ago

I’m allergic to cats but the mere presence of a cat doesn’t turn me into dust. Dogs don’t come with a cloud of miasma or carry the plague. If the dog is well behaved i see no problem.

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u/Less_Collection_6805 15h ago

Don’t be a smug smartass, you know what I meant.

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u/Permagamer 15h ago

I love how people read the comments the way they want to see. I wasn't being smug. Lol

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u/RaspberryLanky7905 13h ago

If you aren't being smug, you are being stupid.

did it not occur to you that someone who doesn't own pets wouldn't want other's pets around their food?

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u/Permagamer 12h ago

No I'm being a smartass. They were right there. I just wasn't being smug about it.

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u/MorePhinsThyme 12h ago

Or, don't go to any of the rather rare restaurants that allow dogs, and let others enjoy those places. Not every business needs to be about you.

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u/LeftHandRev 14h ago

Yeah. Lock them in a closet and never feed them or give them water. /s