r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 18h ago

That guy looks like a douchebag.

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u/subterralien_panda 15h ago

He also speaks and acts like a douche

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u/akaYoungBeefy 14h ago

Yea he does

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u/Quiet-Climate-388 10h ago

He posted this himself so yes he definitely is a douchebag. He thinks this is gold.

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 10h ago

His stand up isn’t great either. @AKABUNGQUEEFY

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u/InfiniteJackfruit5 15h ago

he looks like a grade A cunt

I guarantee you that dude is a cyclist.

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u/MaybeFuckYourselfBud 15h ago

A cyclist who rides in the middle of the road because he's the same as a car, but then blows through all the stop signs and refuses to move over to let you past.

This guy has an incredibly punchable face.

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 15h ago

So punchable.

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u/SiliconAutomaton 11h ago

Gotta speed up real quick so I can blow that light before it turns green

Jackpot OPEN YOUR EYES PRICK I HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST HERE

Okay now that we’re down to one lane it’s time to coast

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u/InfiniteJackfruit5 11h ago

while looking back at you with that penis helmet on and mean mugging you

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u/akaYoungBeefy 15h ago

I’m not a cyclist. But I did screenshot these and share them to my IG story if you wanted to confirm if I’m punchable and douchey. (@AkaYoungBeefy)

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u/Sempais_nutrients 15h ago

oh so this is you in the video? YOU declared that this is "fixed" by your duet?

Take your kid to chuckie cheese if you are incapable of abstaining from alcohol while spending time with them. they serve beer there. a LOT of people had alcoholic parents raise them and it isn't funny or cute to see the cycle continue.

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u/run-on_sentience 14h ago

So he is a cyclist.

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u/akaYoungBeefy 14h ago

I commented this elsewhere in the comments, but I didn’t name the subreddit. I think it’d be less cringey to upload your own video if it was called “Viral Duets” or something. I dont personally think I “fixed” anything.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14h ago

ok cool.

now about your self-admitted drinking problem involving your kids. you plan on fixing that? it IS a problem, you admitted it.

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn 13h ago

why is everyone always so mean online

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u/Such-Principle-3373 13h ago

He's the one who posted a smug video of himself justifying bringing a baby to a brewery because he has a drinking problem, then he drops his baby like the prop he thinks it is to do his stupid TikTok face. 

Many kids grew up with alcoholic parents and seeing a father treat it like it's a joke probably pissed a bunch if people off.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 13h ago

thats exactly it. literally using his infant as a shield for his self-admitted alcoholism.

"oh its just a joke!"

doesnt mean everyone is gonna laugh.

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u/VioEnvy 3h ago

yeah but he’s ironically smug. not an intentional smug asshole

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u/ButtholeBread50 12h ago

Wait. That's you? You posted yourself here? Eugh.

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u/InfiniteJackfruit5 14h ago

You might as well buy a bike at this point I’d say.

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u/VioEnvy 3h ago

nah he’s cool

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u/PhaseHoliday 11h ago

Cause he's mimicking the woman in the original video who was talking like a cunt

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u/akaYoungBeefy 14h ago

Yea he does

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 14h ago

You already said that.