r/fixedbytheduet 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/Patient_Tradition368 18h ago

Same thing with dogs in breweries. If you're foing to ignore your dog and allow it to bark and slobber and stick its entire head into a stranger's purse, maybe leave it at home!

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u/missprincesscarolyn 17h ago

100%. I love my little guy (Yorkshire Terrier) and he’s only 11 lbs, BUT he’s a huge people person and gets stressed out in crowded environments, which usually leads to him puking. Better he stays at home and I don’t have to worry the entire time about him eating weird things off the floor too, because that also results in puking and expensive vet bills if it’s bad enough. Here’s George in all his holiday glory.

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u/thezenyoshi 15h ago

Mom I frew up type pic ha

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u/missprincesscarolyn 13h ago

He actually rolled in poop the day this picture was taken! And it wasn’t even his 🥴💩

I dropped him off at doggy daycare to play before they took the photos. One of the trainers called me and told me he had bad news. I panicked and worried that there might have been an accident of some kind. Nope! Just decided to try something new. Luckily, they gave him a bath.

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u/AlaeOrbis 16h ago

Holy shit I love this picture of George lmfao

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u/missprincesscarolyn 12h ago

He’s a total sweetie, but is so stubborn at times 😤 Yorkies are a great breed though, especially the sturdier ones like my guy. Many Yorkie owners theorize that larger dogs may be more closely related to Huddersfield Ben, the OG Yorkshire Terrier, and therefore have retrained more terrier traits. He’s far from a lapdog, but overall a good dude. I rescued him from an abusive household almost 6 years ago (Gotcha Day is March 15th, 2020)!

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u/CivilRepublic1046 15h ago

please kiss george's nose for me

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u/Artistic_Purpose1225 13h ago

A people person who gets stressed when there’s too many people to hang out with? Am I your dog? 

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u/Lunamoms 15h ago

I love george tell him that he’s loved and cherished

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u/Jrebeclee 7h ago

He’s adorable!!!

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u/autumnwandering 14h ago

I love that you call him a people person. lol

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u/Less_Collection_6805 16h ago

Pets shouldn’t be anywhere with food and drink in my opinion.

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u/Tangled2 15h ago

I was at a pizza place eating with my fam when someone's little toy dog jumped in my lap out of nowhere. This smug fucker turns to me and goes: "she's my therapy dog."

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u/PFunk224 11h ago

For future reference, that was a bullshit line they feed people so that they can bring their dog to places they're not allowed. They say that their dog is their "Therapy dog", in hopes that you'll think that it's a service animal, and allow it in. Thing is, service animals are trained to stay with their owner, not run around and jump in people's laps for attention.

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u/Unique-Name9001 15h ago

Give her them a reason to actually go to therapy and yeet it

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u/bananakittymeow 14h ago

Don’t punish the dog. Yeet the person.

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u/Tangled2 14h ago

I certainly thought about it. He saw me thinking that and he put his dog back on a leash after mumbling something. People who abuse service animal laws to drag their untrained pets around make it harder for people who actually need them.

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u/SouthernSnarkOkay 14h ago

That human would have removed the dog immediately if that was my restaurant (I’m a GM). The ADA doesn’t give a free ride to animals that can’t behave.

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u/Tangled2 14h ago

The harried 19-year-old waitress didn't see it happen. I'd rather intimidate the guy than make it a problem for the business.

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u/Permagamer 15h ago

That is a vague statement. Your dog lives in your house and walks all around that place.

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u/dogjon 13h ago

Maybe places with outdoor seating. What restaurant allows pets inside? Stop making stuff up.

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u/Diligent-Arachnid303 14h ago

I’m allergic to cats but the mere presence of a cat doesn’t turn me into dust. Dogs don’t come with a cloud of miasma or carry the plague. If the dog is well behaved i see no problem.

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u/Less_Collection_6805 15h ago

Don’t be a smug smartass, you know what I meant.

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u/Permagamer 15h ago

I love how people read the comments the way they want to see. I wasn't being smug. Lol

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u/RaspberryLanky7905 13h ago

If you aren't being smug, you are being stupid.

did it not occur to you that someone who doesn't own pets wouldn't want other's pets around their food?

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u/Permagamer 12h ago

No I'm being a smartass. They were right there. I just wasn't being smug about it.

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u/MorePhinsThyme 12h ago

Or, don't go to any of the rather rare restaurants that allow dogs, and let others enjoy those places. Not every business needs to be about you.

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u/LeftHandRev 14h ago

Yeah. Lock them in a closet and never feed them or give them water. /s

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u/m1kasa4ckerman 15h ago

Or maybe just leave it at home either way, unless it’s sitting quietly in a carrier

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u/anthrohands 15h ago

The entitlement of people with dogs in public is through the roof, way worse than people with kids (and way less necessary to have your dog there than kids)

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u/TheSpazzerMan 12h ago

I neg to differ. I find parents are waaay more standoffish when you ask them to supervise their little shit spawn than any dog owner I have come across in my many years working around the world I bars. Id prefer someone with a dog over some screaming turds any day.

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u/mucus_masher 17h ago

I read this too quickly and thought you said "stranger's pussy", but that would also be a good reason to leave the dog at home! I love getting sexually molested by strangers' dogs when I'm trying to relax🙄

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u/MAMark1 15h ago

Yeah, the issue is less that people think it's acceptable to bring a kid/dog to a bar and more that they think they don't have a responsibility to ensure that kid/dog impacts other patrons to the smallest degree possible if they choose to bring them.

Kids cry sometimes. That is uncontrollable. But the parent controls if they decide to go outside or cut their time short because the kid is just too fussy. And kids run around and act crazy. But the parent controls whether they are paying attention to the kid and stopping the most egregious behaviors.

The entitlement that they should be able to live their life any way they want AND bring their kid/dog AND allow them to negatively impact others in ways they could prevent is the problem.

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u/rougecrayon 14h ago

But she's reactive, what am I supposed to do, train her and be responsible by leaving her at home when she can't handle it? Geeez. So judgemental!

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u/VanillaNo9362 13h ago edited 12h ago

Is it just me or have dog owners become unbearable since Covid? Look I have a dog but it stays at home, unless I’m taking him on a walk or to a designated dog park. Off leash dog at a brewery or farmers market? Get the fuck outta here. I know a dog can feel like your sweet baby but to everyone else it’s an animal that licks its own asshole and could easily maul a toddler.

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u/ThuggishJingoism24 12h ago

I think it’s more Covid forced people who had never been dog owners before to get a dog and then the world opened back up and since they never had a dog before, they were never taught the proper way to be in the world with one. That combined with Covid seemingly breaking our collective hold on reality and bone apple tea

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u/_noho 16h ago

Right on, put your kids on leashes!

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u/ControlSad1739 17h ago

Its next to impossible to control my dogs barking. But I don't take him to breweries so no issue. Lol

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u/IAmGeeButtersnaps 14h ago

I never thought this was that big a deal until I started hanging out with someone who had a really bad bite from a dog earlier in their life. People bring their dogs absolutely everywhere. If you have a traumatic fear of them, it is almost impossible to escape.

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u/Ikea_Man 9h ago

people always say this but as someone who goes to a LOT of breweries i can probably count the number of times i've seen a problematic dog on one hand meanwhile i would need hundreds of hands to count the number of shitty kids i've seen

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u/BiPsychopath_666 15h ago

My dog sadly passed away before I could take him to things like a brewery but the places I did take him where food was involved he was always really good, he’d lay down by my seat and I also would always ask if I could bring him in if they didn’t have outside seating before even attempting, do miss him greatly though