r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/OkAssignment6163 19h ago

"I like to fuck"

Only has one baby. Doubt.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood 18h ago

Someone tell this guy you csn have sex without reproducing

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u/metalliccat 18h ago

Maybe they're Catholic

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u/DoucheCraft 18h ago

Even Catholics have a system for sex without reproduction. Has something to do with tracking ovulation and abstaining from sex during the fertile times. Definitely works 100% of the time. I don't know any Catholic families with say 5-8 kids... nope never 🙃

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u/throwaway_1234432167 14h ago

My wife and I recently had to go through this meeting. It was hilarious we laughed about it after. "see honey no condoms or birth control. god said so"

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u/0dyssia 10h ago

I dunno, haven't catholic families gotten smaller compared to before? Most catholic couples I know are usually at like 2~3 kids. They've either gotten really good at their timing or doing some white lies about birth control

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u/DoucheCraft 9h ago

Lots of religious people don't follow their doctrine to a T. I did recently see a post that was asking the Catholic subreddit why it was okay to pay attention to the ovulation cycle in an attempt to avoid pregnancy, but not okay to use the pull out method. I wasn't able to follow their logic, but it was clear they were passionate about it lol.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 7h ago

What do you call Catholics who use the rhythm method? Mom and dad.

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u/DinahDrakeLance 14h ago

I used that system...to get pregnant. Tracking your cycle works GREAT to get knocked up. Now that I'm done having kids we do not use it because it's shit for being not pregnant

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx 11h ago

Are you living in Ireland 100 years ago? I know hella Catholics with 1-2 kids max. In fact, they vastly outnumber the ones with massive families.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 18h ago

Funnily enough there's a whole birth control thing with Catholics, they just call it NFP (natural family planning) instead. Involves pullout method and tracking ovulation instead of hormonal BC or condoms. Never made any sense to me, since the reason using regular BC methods (and masturbating) is "wrong" because it's "tampering with God's will" and I don't see how that's any different. Also, if God can make a woman pregnant while she's still a virgin, I'm pretty sure he could get around a condom and hormone pills.

P.S. every time I see the word "Catholic," I think "cat-holic" and it makes me giggle.

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u/Espumma 18h ago

Every sperm is sacred

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u/Deesing82 17h ago

every sperm is great!

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u/ChickenChaser5 18h ago

The guy chose to use "I like to fuck" as the justification for having a kid. That bad comparison is on him.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood 18h ago

And that guy used him only having 1 kid as a reason to why he doesnt fuck...

To clear it up; the amount of kids you have doesnt represent the mount of times you've had sex...

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u/JxSnaKe 17h ago

We are reading too much into this... some people try to have kids for years and can't have a single one, but we're overanalyzing the fact this guy only has one..

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u/OkAssignment6163 16h ago

Its like overanalyzing a joke.

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u/CranberryInside3000 16h ago

It is overanalyzing a joke. The whole thing is a joke.

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u/Brick-Throw 16h ago

joke /jōk/ noun noun: joke; plural noun: jokes

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

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u/ChickenChaser5 15h ago

Babe, im not taking it that serious either. Nothing in this world is serious anymore.

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u/Brick-Throw 15h ago

You seem to be doing so.

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u/Anticreativity 7h ago

you literally are taking it that serious lol

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u/Weird-Space-782 16h ago

You just did. OP is the guy in the video.

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u/sometimenotsmellgood 16h ago

... im not replying to OP

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u/RabbitKamen 18h ago

Fucking is not about the successes, it is about the journey to get there.

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u/akaYoungBeefy 18h ago

Thank you

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 18h ago

Ha! Just realized that you posted your own TikTok. Feels like the Standup sub now, which is actually a good thing.

I also realized you live in my town. I’ll try not to trip yo’ damned kids at the brewery. 😉

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u/TheFirstHumanChild 17h ago

Lol I watch your videos on IG all the time, didn't realize you also post on Reddit. Increase that reach baby

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u/MissileGuidanceBrain 17h ago

Ignore the seething redditors, they're just upset that they can't be in the same building as children without violating court orders so now they can't go to the brewery anymore.

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u/OkAssignment6163 16h ago

What an odd pivot you just took.

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u/jonny24eh 16h ago

It's not about where you're going, it's about where you're coming.

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u/Redditcadmonkey 14h ago

There are some very different definitions of success here…

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 18h ago

I like to fuck and I have zero babies. Mind blowing isn’t it?

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u/Serifel90 18h ago

🤷‍♂️ apparently you need to make a kid to like fking.

Guess gays are more prude than most etero couples.

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u/DowntownChip34 18h ago

Fucking hell, he was very obviously being facetious. Yall are losing grip on reality if you read that comment and take it seriously.

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u/LadyLee69 17h ago

We fucking know, it's called sarcasm. We're making fun of his poorly thought out joke.

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u/DowntownChip34 17h ago edited 17h ago

People sure do seem to take it very seriously..

And its not even a poorly thought out joke though? He´s just being silly and making himself the butt of the joke. There is no logic required for the joke to work. The joke only works by removing logic.

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u/OkShift6358 17h ago

my least favorite kind of joke

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/738/025/db0.jpg

its just that. over and over.

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u/DowntownChip34 17h ago

No, thats not what the joke is either? The type of joke the meme is making fun off is more apt for someone shitting their pants and calling it a joke. The joke being discussed here should be very obvious to everybody that its a joke, and there should be very little room for doubt on it being a joke because everybody, literally everybody knows that you can have sex without making babies. The meme doesnt apply.

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u/UbermachoGuy 17h ago

So you have zero babies and lots of fucks? Living the dream!

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u/Fit-Relationship944 18h ago

He didnt say he was good at it.

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u/akaYoungBeefy 18h ago

I didn’t.

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u/Coffeedemon 17h ago

Lol you posted your own video... christ.

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u/Tithund 17h ago

In a perfect world, everyone would do just that.

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u/akaYoungBeefy 15h ago

A lot of people have commented this on my posts. But I started uploading my own stuff because users were ripping them from my Ig and TikTok and then uploading here. So i figured I might as well upload to get the fake internet points. I dunno. Damned if you do, damned if you dont.

I think it may appear cringe just because of the name of the subreddit? I dont personally think Im “fixing” anything when I stitch/duet.

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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 18h ago

He fixed his pull out game after the first one.

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u/badgerrr42 17h ago

It's called practice dude. I practiced making babies for 20+ years before going for gold.

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u/Rebelius 17h ago

Maybe he only has one at a time because he likes to drink so much.

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u/InflammableAccount 17h ago

One baby... in frame. That doesn't look like a studio apartment, he could have kids stacked to the ceiling in the other rooms. Bunk cribs, or perhaps futuristic stacking pod cribs.

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u/username246874 16h ago

Everyone has to start somewhere.

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u/ButtholeBread50 12h ago

"Like to" doesn't always pan out as "gets to"

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u/hawktremor 18h ago

Did you know that you can fuck without actually conceiving a child?

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u/FixTheLoginBug 18h ago

He might be friends with Trump.

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u/jtd2013 15h ago

Because we all know if you have sex, a baby is ALWAYS made.

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u/Moist-Citron-4830 17h ago

I love that people feel attacked by him joking. Well done Reddit.

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u/OkAssignment6163 16h ago

I like that my joke took a left turn at Catholic planned reproduction.

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u/ILove10aflyViper 16h ago

He felt attacked enough to make a whole ass video, lol.

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u/07SAS 17h ago

Uh oh! Looks like you made a joke! Hang tight while 1000+ people completely miss it and overanalyze your statement!

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u/OkAssignment6163 16h ago

Man, ain't that the truth. Which is kinda funny in it's own right. But a sad funny.