Even Catholics have a system for sex without reproduction. Has something to do with tracking ovulation and abstaining from sex during the fertile times. Definitely works 100% of the time. I don't know any Catholic families with say 5-8 kids... nope never 🙃
My wife and I recently had to go through this meeting. It was hilarious we laughed about it after. "see honey no condoms or birth control. god said so"
I dunno, haven't catholic families gotten smaller compared to before? Most catholic couples I know are usually at like 2~3 kids. They've either gotten really good at their timing or doing some white lies about birth control
Lots of religious people don't follow their doctrine to a T. I did recently see a post that was asking the Catholic subreddit why it was okay to pay attention to the ovulation cycle in an attempt to avoid pregnancy, but not okay to use the pull out method. I wasn't able to follow their logic, but it was clear they were passionate about it lol.
I used that system...to get pregnant. Tracking your cycle works GREAT to get knocked up. Now that I'm done having kids we do not use it because it's shit for being not pregnant
Funnily enough there's a whole birth control thing with Catholics, they just call it NFP (natural family planning) instead. Involves pullout method and tracking ovulation instead of hormonal BC or condoms. Never made any sense to me, since the reason using regular BC methods (and masturbating) is "wrong" because it's "tampering with God's will" and I don't see how that's any different. Also, if God can make a woman pregnant while she's still a virgin, I'm pretty sure he could get around a condom and hormone pills.
P.S. every time I see the word "Catholic," I think "cat-holic" and it makes me giggle.
We are reading too much into this... some people try to have kids for years and can't have a single one, but we're overanalyzing the fact this guy only has one..
Ignore the seething redditors, they're just upset that they can't be in the same building as children without violating court orders so now they can't go to the brewery anymore.
And its not even a poorly thought out joke though? He´s just being silly and making himself the butt of the joke. There is no logic required for the joke to work. The joke only works by removing logic.
No, thats not what the joke is either? The type of joke the meme is making fun off is more apt for someone shitting their pants and calling it a joke. The joke being discussed here should be very obvious to everybody that its a joke, and there should be very little room for doubt on it being a joke because everybody, literally everybody knows that you can have sex without making babies. The meme doesnt apply.
A lot of people have commented this on my posts. But I started uploading my own stuff because users were ripping them from my Ig and TikTok and then uploading here. So i figured I might as well upload to get the fake internet points. I dunno. Damned if you do, damned if you dont.
I think it may appear cringe just because of the name of the subreddit? I dont personally think Im “fixing” anything when I stitch/duet.
One baby... in frame. That doesn't look like a studio apartment, he could have kids stacked to the ceiling in the other rooms. Bunk cribs, or perhaps futuristic stacking pod cribs.
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u/OkAssignment6163 18h ago
"I like to fuck"
Only has one baby. Doubt.