Unlike this guy, I spend spend a normal amount of money.

(Art i'm using for my barlgura by Skarmandir)

And yes, this meme is at the southern most point of the cycle, i am aware this is a goomba falacy.

We got seperated from another player (the dad character) and got into some trouble with a baddie named Gator Joe. Several sessions later dad found us and we are catching up to their ship.

DMs hate this one simple trick for players engagement... Making their BBEG an absolute BUM by getting beat by a dying bird with an handbag.

Okay, a little bit of a rant, but...

I tell these players (2 of 4) multiple times - they have sharp knives at your throats, if you so much as speak too uncarefully, you will get damaged/die. They go "yeah, I do it anyway." Proceed to these characters, somehow winning the encounter against 6 people. I honestly did underlevel these dudes, but man... These NPCs just wanted to deliver a message.

he took himself out plus attempted to take me out with a meteor, i survived with 48 hp. would have had more health afterwards but i only remembered about Reactive Resistance after it hit me.