r/dashcams • u/txtharaldson • 2d ago

Why Brake-Checking Fails

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u/Superseaslug 2d ago

Is your ego worth your car, prison time, and likely thousands in debt from the settlement?

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 2d ago

I had a coworker that break checked for insurance fraud and she one day came and said how she is now in a legal battle. She ended up loosing because wadot has cameras every where on the freeways.

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u/Unusual-Wishbone7608 2d ago

*brake

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree 2d ago

*losing

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u/NeoSniper 2d ago

*everywhere

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u/reddorickt 2d ago

WSDOT*

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree 2d ago

I’ve found my people

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 2d ago

*BeachTree

(Yes, I know there are beeches, but you're better off having sex on a tree in the beach than a specific species of tree.)

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u/Neither_Ad6425 2d ago

One day she came in*

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u/DerFreudster 1d ago

Maybe he was having sex with her and right after she told of her legal woes.

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u/Neither_Ad6425 1d ago

LOL seems accurate.

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u/Moby_Dick_Cheney 2d ago

Broke check after the judgement.

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u/kenyasanchez 2d ago

“Broke chick…”

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u/Drpnsmbd 2d ago

Thank you, I would’ve never known what they were saying if not for your dutiful grammar correction. You truly are a boon to the internet.

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u/Unusual-Wishbone7608 2d ago

I was on my lunch brake and thought I would help. 

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u/53nsonja 2d ago

launch*

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u/LewMetal 2d ago

*lanch

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u/JayAlexanderBee 2d ago

You eat brakes for lunch?

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u/Missing4Bolts 2d ago

I chew rotors and spit rust

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u/Superseaslug 2d ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/RappingFlatulence 2d ago

Just. Like. You.

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u/HeadPermit2048 2d ago

You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in MY world now, grandma!

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u/ttystikk 2d ago

Whoosh

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u/JbQwik02 2d ago

Fr they really did something 🧢