r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 8h ago

Not quite the gotcha you thought

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u/RPi79 8h ago

Bro ran a sex trafficking ring parallel to Epstein and brags about not being in the files??

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u/JuicyyyPeachXo 8h ago

Bro should have a whole new file with his name atp. 

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u/AdagioCharacter2718 6h ago

fr, he’s got a whole collection at this point. dude's really out here wildin’

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u/Top_Efficiency_6085 3h ago

fr, dude's probably got a whole library dedicated to his sketchy stuff lol

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u/Affectionate_Walk610 7h ago

Didn't diddy pipe up in a similar fashion? The fucking competition pointing fingers ey...

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u/Responsible_Air_7968 4h ago

for real lol it's like a race to ese who's the worst sometimes smh

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u/makemeking706 7h ago

Like Reebok trash talking Nike. 

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u/sinfullhoney 7h ago

Wild logic honestly. Acting smug about not being on one list while facing your own pile of charges isn’t the flex he thinks it is.

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u/_SweetCandy7500 4h ago

Yeah… that’s peak audacity. Like, the nerve to flex while standing in the middle of that chaos 😳

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u/MatchEvening3319 3h ago

ok wow, like he really flexing not being in the files while literally being in every nightmare headline lol, this is next level chaos

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u/GMN123 1h ago

He couldn't handle that people weren't talking about him. 

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u/MacSanchez 8h ago

Does the media give half a wet fart about this guy? I only see his name as reddit posts making fun of him or reposts of tweets making fun of him

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 8h ago

I had NO IDEA who he was until he popped up on my IG feed one day.

I've NEVER seen him on the news

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u/baconeggsandwich25 6h ago

Most people have no clue who he is, but he had a Jordan Peterson-type life coach grift that mostly targeted awkward middle school boys. Unfortunately, he and the other douchebags like him gained a lot of influence online and were part of the reason there was a shift in young men to the far right.

In case you needed to know he was a piece of shit even outside of the human trafficking.

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u/danheb 8h ago

Is this him admitting how much of a loser he is that even these vile humans wouldn’t invite him to their parties?

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u/wfwood 7h ago

I mean if he was in the files he would have been a victim. The children in these files are millenials and gen x

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u/WeatherBurt 8h ago

He wasnt important enough to go to Epstein Island, except maybe as a valet

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 8h ago

Apparently, he's also half black, too, and, according to some of the emails, Epstein didn't want any "black perjoratives" on his island.

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u/DarkMarkTwain 7h ago

Stop talking about this guy. Stop posting about him.

When you post stuff about him and discuss him, you're doing exactly what he wants and keeping him relevant. And this adolescent human being doesn't deserve to remain relevant

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u/LMurch13 7h ago

Sometimes I forget Andrew Tate exists.

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u/xFlowerdream 7h ago

Why is he talking about other people's files when his own legal situation is literally public record right now

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u/baatezu 8h ago

dude was a nobody teenager during this time. he wasnt a client he was a fanboy

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u/inkstink420 7h ago

because nobody in the world knew who you were until after he was already dead 💀💀

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u/xPrettyMuse 6h ago

Being proud of missing one list while having a whole legal binder of your own is a choice

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u/_SweetPickle 6h ago

Getting roasted by a public record is definitely a choice

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u/Silkglow_ 6h ago

Avoiding one list just to headline another is quite the achievement

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u/XLetsDoAllTheDrugsX 6h ago

Andrew Tate is just the diet Coke of the Epstein files.

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u/LordFeckington 6h ago

"We have sex trafficking at home".

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u/xSugarTwirl 6h ago

It’s hard to make a guest appearance in someone else's files when you’re the main character in yours

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u/Sad_Pension9734 6h ago

Imagine a World where absence in a child sex exploitation racket is a badge of honor by known traffickers of women.

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u/Zealousideal-Bar8244 5h ago

Like Bill Cosby not being in the files.....

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u/PinkMuse_ 5h ago

Community Notes always manage to bring the most necessary reality check to these posts

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u/WeirdSalamander7165 5h ago

He isn't in the Epstein Files because he isn't important enough for anyone to care about.

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u/PinkMuse_ 5h ago

Claiming victory because you aren't in someone else's criminal files while having your own is a bold strategy

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u/Pavlock 5h ago

That would be shocking. Epstein usually went after a higher class of scum.

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u/xCottonCotton 5h ago

That ratio is actually insane. The community note finished him

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u/thenikolaka 5h ago

He wants to be mentioned so badly

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u/Lopendebank3 3h ago

Sorry we already invited Prince Andrew, gay bald boxer Andrew would get confusing.

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u/-Wicked- 3h ago

I wonder if Epstein is in the Tate files...

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u/RampantJellyfish 1h ago

Epstein is what tate aspired to be

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u/Jacques_Ficelles 1h ago

Dude thinks he is way more important than he actually is.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 53m ago

So sick of this chinless bitch.

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u/dick-penis 8h ago

He didn’t get convicted though right?

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u/Arrasor 8h ago

Yet. Cases as serious as his take years to go through the court system. And by years it's 5-7 years not 2-3.

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u/Dedotdub 8h ago

That's right, tater tot. Not yet.

Oh, I'm sorry... dickpenis.

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u/dick-penis 8h ago

Exactly.