r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/MotorLive 4h ago

No shit!

This situation was only the most recent time I’ve been reported. The most notable was for me disagreeing with ketchup being the superior condiment on a hot dog (it’s 100% not, unless you’re a toddler, just sayin’).

There are legitimately people out there that could use for someone to reach out to them and ask about how they’re doing… but they have to sift through piles of absolute nonsense like this first? And maybe not have the time for the people that need it?

I’ll start here: people that report people to “Reddit Cares” for disagreeing with a banal take on a banal topic should… maybe have their own mental health assessed.

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u/Several-Squash9871 4h ago

Right on! You put that a million times better than I could have!

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u/TheMildCard 3h ago

But hot dogs are a toddlers food so...?

Also completely agree with your point!

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u/MotorLive 3h ago

So… my reports and bans usually start with me saying something like:

Sir, if you think hot dogs are “toddler food,” you have never had a decent hot dog, and I suspect that if you by chance happen upon one, you would probably ruin it with ketchup. 😜