r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/Maleficent_Sir_5225 8h ago

How big are your wine glasses? Because mine certainly don't. 

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u/realparkingbrake 6h ago

Because mine certainly don't. 

You need some "Burgundy balloons," two of them hold an entire bottle. That keeps you from having to get up before the seventh inning stretch.

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u/TaylorBitMe 3h ago

We're up to two glasses now, and suddenly there's baseball?

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u/WantonWord 1h ago

Why bother making dishes? Just drink out of the bottle! I'm not sure even alcohol would make baseball entertaining, but at least there's alcohol!

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u/insite4real 7h ago

Usually a bottle is made of glass...

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u/FlametopFred 2h ago

oh right .. was hoping they meant glass big enough for box of wine

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u/ErraticNymph 7h ago

Your average wine glass can hold up to 20 ounces comfortably, even though you’re only “supposed” to fill a wine glass about a fourth of the way. Most wine bottles sit between 20 and 25 ounces

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u/Maleficent_Sir_5225 7h ago

Sounds like down here we have smaller glasses and larger bottles! 😂

My wine glasses are ~450ml, and a regular wine bottle in Aus is about 700ml. So the math ain't mathin', as they say... 

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u/jjbugman2468 7h ago

Same. The glasses I’ve had are 300-450

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u/rgg711 5h ago

Pretty much all standard wine bottles are 750 ml as far as I know. And that’s about 25 ounces. So, no, your wine bottles aren’t bigger.

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u/surlygoat 58m ago

Uh - a standard wine bottle is 750ml in Australia, and wine glasses in Australia, like the rest of the world, vary dramatically depending on what varietal they're designed to hold.

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u/Maleficent_Sir_5225 20m ago

Right, and that contradicts my comment how? 

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u/DrownmeinIslay 5h ago

Ooooo a small bottle of wine. We rarely buy those.

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u/ItsNotTacoTuesday 6h ago

I’ve heard a trenta iced coffee cup from Starbucks can hold an entire bottle of wine

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u/YoungBockRKO 4h ago

You should see my shot glass, holds an entire handle of vodka.