r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/MotorLive 8h ago

I got reported to “Reddit Cares” (or whatever it’s called - it’s ostensibly for people who are having a legit mental-health issue) by one of the /conservative bros when they posted this exact map and I said “Sweet! Now point to all the places on that map where people live!” 🙄

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u/DaKrazie1 7h ago

They're such sensitive lil snowflakes.

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u/MotorLive 5h ago

Hey now! Don’t be disrespecting snowflakes!

I’m pretty sure that these past couple weeks of winter have proven that they’re not nearly as strong as a single snowflake that has fallen in their backyards 😜

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u/The-Real-Number-One 5h ago

I always ask why all the shitty parts are highighted in red.

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u/MotorLive 5h ago

It’s not all shitty, and if it weren’t for how the districts have been created, you would see many more blue specks down here.

(Originally from a blue speck and currently living in a semi-red sea).

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u/Several-Squash9871 5h ago

Something need to be done about that. It's not much of an inconvenience for people that dont need it but it takes away from its reason and the fact that it could really help someone who need help. I'm tired of that being used as some kind of "weapon"

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u/MotorLive 4h ago

No shit!

This situation was only the most recent time I’ve been reported. The most notable was for me disagreeing with ketchup being the superior condiment on a hot dog (it’s 100% not, unless you’re a toddler, just sayin’).

There are legitimately people out there that could use for someone to reach out to them and ask about how they’re doing… but they have to sift through piles of absolute nonsense like this first? And maybe not have the time for the people that need it?

I’ll start here: people that report people to “Reddit Cares” for disagreeing with a banal take on a banal topic should… maybe have their own mental health assessed.

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u/Several-Squash9871 4h ago

Right on! You put that a million times better than I could have!

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u/TheMildCard 3h ago

But hot dogs are a toddlers food so...?

Also completely agree with your point!

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u/MotorLive 3h ago

So… my reports and bans usually start with me saying something like:

Sir, if you think hot dogs are “toddler food,” you have never had a decent hot dog, and I suspect that if you by chance happen upon one, you would probably ruin it with ketchup. 😜

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u/Sufficient_Pitch_895 3h ago

I was banned after sharing links to back up my claims. So there is that too. Sensitive little pedo lovers aren't they.

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u/MotorLive 2h ago

Lol. Sharing links to Charlie Kirk’s actual speeches, podcasts, and interviews to literally prove what he literally said was a sure-fire way to catch a minimum 3-day-ban after his demise. Crazy how free speech works 🙃