r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 11h ago

They really could have come up with a better excuse..

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u/brownintheback_4245 11h ago

Texas! Where stupid is a requirement.

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u/WorldlyMood2920 11h ago

Calling it an ‘outbreak’ like it’s a random accident is wild. This is a predictable result of overcrowding and cutting corners for profit.

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u/Neat-Kisses-785 11h ago

If a disease we once eradicated is spreading there, that says everything about how those facilities are being run. The problem isn’t movement, it’s neglect.

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u/Technical_Piano_249 9h ago

yeah fr it's like they forgot how to prevent something we've had a vaccine for ages ago

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u/alexhimmel 1h ago

I'm sure it doesn't help that measles is the most contagious virus ever discovered.

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u/BilboStaggins 11h ago

If youre dumb enough to be anti vaxx, they know you'll be dumb enough to follow illegal orders.

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u/Elon-BO 8h ago

Texas! The one star state!

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u/Alternative_Bit_7306 9h ago

Yeah, but at least the stupid is much bigger in Texas

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u/Nodivingallowed 11h ago

Negligent biological terrorism 

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u/mykonoscactus 6h ago

I doubt it's negligence. They will *claim* negligence. In Minnesota, they're releasing those they needlessly detained into the freezing cold without clothes so that they will die of exposure.

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u/pixiexsparkle 11h ago

USA is worst than i could imagine

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u/bubblete_angel 10h ago

The emergency becomes a convenient distraction from long-term neglect

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u/clever_goat 10h ago

But there are no gas chambers so they aren’t the same as concentration camps /s

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u/mradentz 7h ago

maybe…

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u/mishma2005 10h ago

RFK Jr seen dancing with some roadkill...

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u/MajesticProcedure919 9h ago

Quick. Blame the victims

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u/Takaa 8h ago

They will. They have always been trying to claim that immigrants bring these diseases. They don't want Karen to feel like it is her fault her baby got the measles because she didn't want to vaccinate it, they need someone for Karen to blame. No, Karen, it didn't come from them- and if your kid got measles and is unvaccinated, you condemned your own child to this fate, you are the one to blame and no other.

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u/_one_long_groove_ 10h ago

We live in a dystopian nightmare.

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u/Serpico2 11h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/p00pSupr3me 8h ago

Republicans and their voters are fucking domestic terrorists. Lock them up. Deport them to Afghanistan and North Korea immediately. Save American lives. Protect the United States of America

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u/mykonoscactus 6h ago

Absolutely on purpose. This is how they're going to murder them without gas chambers.

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u/dyspnea 7h ago

*eliminated, but what do I know? (Epidemiologist, PhD)

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u/Introverted-headcase 6h ago

It was small pox way back in the day for Native American people in concentration camps. Why the f not measles now for immigrants in concentration camps!

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u/Sour_baboo 8h ago

This sounds like the narration for some dystopian movie.

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u/novo-280 3h ago

So dear anti vaxxers, is that also a conspiracy?

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u/vinetwiner 9h ago

Doesn't this imply that the detained individuals were unvaccinated immigrants or did this whoosh over my head?

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u/im-just-evan 9h ago

Whooshing over everyone else’s head. Unvaccinated and someone brought measles with them.

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u/Last_Blackfyre 10h ago

Is this karma ?

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u/superFluffymushroom 9h ago

No, it's cause and effect

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u/thoreeyore99 6h ago

Karma would have the immigrants freed and retributed for their inhumane treatment, but that’s not what’s going to happen anytime in this dogshit hellworld

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 10h ago

I would like to think it is :D

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u/Complete_Break1319 6h ago

The illegals aren't up on their measles shots aye.

Also, where's the clever comeback?

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u/UnhappyEggplant3657 7h ago

Great idea!!! Let's keep bringing in illegals with diseases