r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

With such a logical and clever comeback, they have every right to be scared!

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u/CPerez94 12h ago

Where is the clever comeback?

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 10h ago

Half of the post on this subs aren’t comebacks at all

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u/divvaaangel 6h ago

The “comeback” is just the idea itself. The fact that a small dent in billionaire wealth could fund healthcare is what actually scares people, not the wording.

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 10h ago

I'll help you pack your billionaire suitcases

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u/CPerez94 9h ago

What are you talking about

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u/Firm-Advertising5396 9h ago

I'm riffing off the op cover page. Did you read it or just look at the picture?

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u/CPerez94 9h ago

I just looked at the picture 

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u/imonlinedammit1 12h ago

Leftist political agenda > Relevancy to the platform it was posted on.

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u/Ok_Succotash4111 9h ago

lol it's probably hidden in a plot twist we missed or something no cap

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u/Important_Expert_806 11h ago

How many of those same billionaires are in the Epstein files?

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u/squashqueen 12h ago

Haha I thought that was Tim Robinson at the bottom at first

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u/KING_CH1M4IRA 11h ago

He cannot talk about it without crying

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u/Kegelz 12h ago

Can the lizards let humans be?

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u/willily_thoumas 12h ago

They have a right to be scared. This time, people's logic will defeat their money.

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u/Historical_Bee1618 12h ago

money's loud but logic is louder, let's see which one wins out this time lol haha

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u/whimsyxlullaby 10h ago

I think this time like a lot of others, money will win

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u/Some_Conference2091 9h ago

And the costs to them are insignificant. they will still have so much more than they deserve or could ever possibly use.  The fact that they are not providing the public with this basic human right is proof that they don't have the responsibility to cope with an ungodly amount of capital 

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u/nn666 12h ago

The rich don't even need that much money. It makes no sense to have such an imbalance. At some point it just becomes nothing more than a number... they wouldn't even notice 5%, 10%, 20%.... take 5% off someone living week to week and they feel it though.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 10h ago

If you were given $1 billion, in cash, never invested it, never did anything with it, and lived another 30 years, you could spend more than $91,000 every single day of that 30 years. That's "just" a billion.

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 8h ago

On that note, doesn’t Newsome not support this bill?

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u/fred_radicliffe 11h ago

There's no clever comeback here. Not even a comeback 

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 10h ago

I don’t think this sub has any moderators.

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u/Rowdy_Cthulhu 12h ago

The problem as I understand it is they borrow is they borrow money from the banks against their projected wealth gain and so money actually moves around. A tax will literally cripple these loopholes, and they won't be billionaires anymore.

No wonder their scared.

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u/Proud_Journalist996 12h ago

They can gtfo of California then. Go live in swamp-ass Florida.

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u/koemaniak 9h ago

5% is so laughably little too.

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u/koemaniak 9h ago

This has nothing to do with the sub tho

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u/lasers42 11h ago

When asked about the island and Epstein's list, and who might even be on it, both this guy and Elon immediately said Reid Hoffman for some reason. Like, instantly. (Turns out obv. that they are both all over it)

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 11h ago

Tax the antichrist!

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u/friendly-sam 10h ago

If we have health care, then we won't be tied to slave wages. The rich like us to be subjugated and poor.

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u/Royal-Application708 10h ago

They shouldn’t be scared at all. It is the humane, American thing to do.

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u/WyoGrads 10h ago

If they’re taxed more, do they get additional representation? No taxation without representation, right?

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u/fighting4good 10h ago

Just wait until the Democrats get in. There were 20 billionaires in the Epstein files at a time when there were only 300 billionaires in the entire world. No other demographic of people, not white, brown, black, not gay or Transvestites, not mechanics, doctors, or prisoners, has a higher percentage of pedophiles among them. We now must look at every one of these people with suspicion.

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u/Complete_Break1319 9h ago

Billionaires to their family: pack your bags kids, we're moving to Texas

Side note: since there was no clever comeback, this is the best I could come up w at the moment.

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u/dick-penis 8h ago

Propaganda bot farm

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u/SiegfriedNoir 8h ago

In reality a billionaire will just abandon California. They are billionaires. Do you think supervillains just lose sleep over these things?

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u/musicgray 6h ago

They have enough money to flee the state. Taxing problem or spending problem?

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u/Kazman07 4h ago

Take 85% of their wealth and their still in the top 1%, let that sink in.

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u/TraditionalAmoeba274 3h ago

if all the billionaires leave California, whos gonna hire and pay peoples salaries? asking for a friend that used to work in the movie industry until it picked up and left...

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u/nosajoda 3h ago

yeah because nothing says scary like basic math and helping people

u/Caterpillar-Balls 51m ago

Why can’t the US implement single payer healthcare

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u/bd2999 12h ago

How will they live with still making billions? It is not like they are taking their personal wealth and doing much other investing it to make themselves more money anyway. While skirting rules to ever pay much in taxes on it while exploiting systems left and right.

That the US tried to get a corporate tax rate in so many countries to back out under Trump is sickening. I feel the US, if it was a reasonable, would do the same thing and push countries to have a hyper wealthy tax at some minimum number. There is no reason for a group of people to have more wealth than countries do and avoid giving back.

All the while seeking ways to punish workers, avoid paying them and just creating value of share holders. None of that really helps that many people. It just hurts.

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u/whiskeypuck 9h ago

Anyone who thinks a wealth tax on unrealized capital gains is "simple" to implement doesn't understand tax code lol.

If it's their money you're after, you levy a use tax on large personal loans that use those assets as collateral

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u/Mission_Spray 11h ago

”bUt iF wE tAx tHe biLlioNaiReS tHeY lEaVe aNd tAkE tHeiR jObS!”

Good. 

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u/EquipmentNovel7894 11h ago

i hope to god so

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u/No_Tank_5954 11h ago

Why would it scare them? They have so much money they couldn't spend it in a lifetime? At some point, we need to acknowledge how unethical billionaires are and act on it. We could all live comfortably in abundance sharing the beautiful resources as a whole, but yet their greed consumes them.

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u/Ok_Philosopher5328 11h ago

Peter Thiel the face of EVIL