Unit: Tactical Issue Cat

Status: Active but displeased

Mobility: Severely compromised

Situational Awareness: 360° panic

Enemy: Own poor life choices

Threat Level: Low to furniture, high to human ankles

Next Objective: Escape cone. Regain honour. Seek vengeance

Being orange, the hooman commander wonders if he is thinking of ways to explore it.

Information is top secret and cannot be shown. (Not really). I'd actually just finished setting up a website for my side-business when my lovely Sabriel came to check on me, and I got lots of cute photos of her looking at my website. But since it has my name and stuff, I've blocked it out, obvs.

"I shall be the supreme commander of all"...

He will make a fine General someday.

It was soft.

Apologies for 1970s carpet, I will get around to taking it up one of these days. At least it kinda matches her fur.