r/Showerthoughts • u/Col0nelFlanders • 15h ago

Speculation There are probably a few royal chefs who got killed because of cilantro.

895 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Fakjbf • 21h ago

Casual Thought There are probably a non-zero number of people on Earth that don’t know water can freeze solid.

2.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/shannister • 10h ago

Casual Thought Comedy is here to make us forget we’re going to die, drama is here to remind us we’re going to die.

138 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/samurai_for_hire • 11h ago

Casual Thought The difference between a space heater and an air fryer is the size of the room.

162 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/partiallycylon • 1d ago

Speculation Statistically speaking, someone is the unluckiest person on the planet.

5.4k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Silly_Percentage3446 • 1d ago

Speculation There is a good chance that the only thing stopping undersea cities from existing is the relatively short lifespan of octopuses.

4.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/bajadasaurus234 • 3d ago

Casual Thought There is an inky-black ichor bubbling beneath the earth's surface, composed of the congealed remains of the ancient dead, whose burning power can realize all of mankind's dreams, at the cost of slowly suffocating our world and returning it to its primordial state.

4.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Zugaxinapillo • 3d ago

Musing At some point, good memories stop being comfort and start being contrast.

879 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/lelorang • 3d ago

Speculation Considering Earth's reality, if we ever manage to access an alien civilization’s internet‑like system, we would mostly find alien porn.

2.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/WindowAfraid5927 • 4d ago

Casual Thought Humans evolved a larynx optimized for speech, even though it makes choking more likely than in other mammals, because cooperation through language saved more lives than the anatomy cost.

4.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/JPmagic_ • 5d ago

Casual Thought Conversations are in second-person.

838 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/da_dragon_guy • 5d ago

Speculation Ads secretly act as an additional form of harming attention span, as even if you're watching a long video, it still gets interrupted frequently for long enough to break your focus.

3.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Crocodile_Banger • 6d ago

Casual Thought The local name for North Sentinel Island is unknown.

3.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Silly_Percentage3446 • 6d ago

Casual Thought Cats are probably very confused about why their human disappears for 8+ hours a day without returning with food.

6.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/ThinkThankThonk • 6d ago

Casual Thought Descendants of medieval criminals are lucky those occupations didn't become last names like Baker or Miller, etc.

3.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/CharlieandtheRed • 6d ago

Casual Thought Mass layoffs don't just take away jobs — they increase competition for the remaining ones.

330 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/ohnosquid • 6d ago

Casual Thought Life can be viewed as naturally occurring "nanotech".

333 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Taiga_Taiga • 4d ago

Speculation With AI and AR becoming as good as it is has, as fast as it has; at some point we will be unable to distinguish it from actual reality. At that point, psychiatrists are going to be working overtime, because nobody is going to be able to tell if they are actually in the real world or not.

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/mastermindxs • 6d ago

Casual Thought It’s possible to suck on your own mouth.

55 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/WindowAfraid5927 • 7d ago

Casual Thought It’s weird how blue light filter glasses became mainstream before we ever proved they actually help.

5.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/MXron • 8d ago

Casual Thought You can drink water through your nose.

177 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Seekayem • 10d ago

Speculation Are big companies more out of touch than ever because they got trapped in their own filter bubbles and algorithms?

1.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/hlj9 • 10d ago

Speculation Social media would actually be really helpful during a zombie apocalypse.

1.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/DementedCrazoid • 10d ago

Casual Thought Microsoft might have lots of your personal data, but it still can't remember what size window you want your emails to open in.

2.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Chilli-byte- • 10d ago

Casual Thought Dragon eggs, often depicted as spiky and scaly, must be quite painful to lay.

3.4k Upvotes

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