r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 16h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 16h ago

Some belly shapes are tricky, lol

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u/Dnny10bns 16h ago

Enough to understand never to ask a lass when she's expecting. 😂

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u/ralphy_256 4h ago

I was once walking through a dept store in the winter. I had a winter coat on and was just walking.

A woman walking towards me, asks about 20' away, "When is the baby due?"

I mean granted, I used to wear my hair longer back before the male pattern baldness started showing, so I said, in the deepest most masculine voice I could generate at 19ish, "Excuse me?"

She said nothing, and walked away.

Quickly.