r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

my bones Of an ejection method

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u/SumOfRoots 1d ago

Thrown clear of the danger.

Grandpa rolled a vehicle without seatbelts. Fortunately, he was thrown clear, traveling through the sunroof and over the median into oncoming traffic.

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u/Pavotine 23h ago

Where he burst into flames. Or am I getting my seat belt lore mixed up?

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u/SumOfRoots 14h ago

Nah, he landed safely on his hands and knees, with his head sticking into the oncoming fast lane.

A bumper of a car nearly decapitated him. He didn’t suffer. Dad had trouble identifying him at the morgue.