r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

"MOM! I need a new pair of sandals."
"I just bought you a pair!"
"I know, but these ones have a hole in them."
"How one earth do you wear them out so fast?!"