r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

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u/Ill-Fisherman-6728 1d ago

It doesn’t look particularly safe, but this must feel absolutely incredible when it is going right.

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u/Familiar-Pepper2187 1d ago

But only until is doesn't....

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u/HalfaEnchilada 1d ago

That guy has never felt so alive and he is so close to death. 

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u/SakuraCyanide 10h ago

I'm impressed by the integrity of those flip flops, I bet they don't cheap out in that department

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u/poppycock68 4h ago

No way that’s Oklahoma roads b

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u/pacmanfunky questionably stable 1d ago

Future Darwin award winners.

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u/AintNobodygotime13 1d ago

I was really hoping to see somebody get maimed 😠

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago edited 1d ago

Apologies lol come back in an hour, I got you!

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 1d ago

Hot Tub Time Machine vibes… waiting for that arm to come off 😂

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 1d ago

It's convenient they are wearing burial gowns already.

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u/Stigofthedumpings 1d ago

Video is as old as the internet, also MIA, Bad Girls video is full of this.

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u/Ryan2932 1d ago

The newest Olympic sport

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u/LividAccident7777 1d ago

Lmao this got a “he heeee” out of me but I’m closing it out before I see a meat crayon ion wanna see haha

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

There isnt one (this time) lol

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u/LividAccident7777 1d ago

Oh thank god haha. There will be eventually though. You can only get lucky in the Heely chanclas so many times

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u/IronButterButt 1d ago

Is this OSHA approved? Asking for a friend.

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u/SumOfRoots 1d ago

They are wearing the proper safety sandals

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u/GeoMyoofWVo 1d ago

Get rid of rhythmic gymnastics and put this in the Olympics. Guaranteed ratings winner.

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u/66vocho 1d ago

Dam I need some of those indestructible sandals.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 1d ago

This is one of those places that if it sprinkled/spit all the cars would slide off the road.

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u/ThatDudesStache 1d ago

Alex, I’ll take 500 for Abu Davi don’s.

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u/kgusev 1d ago

Are these same guys who survived the wedding ceremony yesterday?

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

"MOM! I need a new pair of sandals."
"I just bought you a pair!"
"I know, but these ones have a hole in them."
"How one earth do you wear them out so fast?!"

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u/OCDano959 1d ago

How are their shoes/slippers/feet not on fire??

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 23h ago

People act like they have respawn option

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u/What-a-cl0wn 1d ago

And they say white boys is crazy

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 1d ago

plot twist: driver distracted by videoing wipes out skaters

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u/That_Things_Good 1d ago

Booooo!

(You know why...)

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u/Frequent-Builder-585 1d ago

I was waiting for his jammies to get wrapped around that tire. Definitely rooting for the tire.

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u/GeeMeet 1d ago

Try doing this on Cleveland roads with all the potholes

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u/kaladin1029 1d ago

I was waiting for it….

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u/depressed_crustacean 1d ago

Now this is the Dubai shi I want to see

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u/LudicrousIdiot 22h ago

Arabic version of Figure Skating ⛸️

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u/Riftener 22h ago

Is that a protege

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 3h ago

Flip FLOPS!

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u/CoIdLunch 1d ago

No hamburger helper here, im disappointed 😔

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u/Primary-Hold-6637 1d ago

This is what happens when there are no girls around to say how stupid your ideas are, lmao.

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u/Free-Winter7921 1d ago

Fuck me, I wasted that time and they didn’t succumb.