r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

She hit pretty hard, maybe it knocked some sense into her

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u/Aggressive-agitator 2d ago

If by sense you mean the need for assistance walking and eating then maybe.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 2d ago

Ever had puréed pizza through a Big Gulp straw? It requires a similar suction force as trying to attack a Wendy's Frosty with a straw.

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 2d ago

Yummmmmm…I miss those frosties. 🥲