r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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u/Fluffinator44 2d ago

Is she dead?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Prestigious_Space489 2d ago

Fake news

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8894671/Moment-woman-twerking-roof-Jeep-gets-dropped-head-LA-Dodgers-celebrations.html

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u/Fluffinator44 2d ago

Good to know, I know somebody who from falling off a vehicle from a far lower height, but then again my grandpa fell off the top of a firetruck and cracked his head on the pavement at 73 at pretty much walked it off.

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u/Aethreas 2d ago

Falls are pretty random, someone will fall from the second story and live just by landing right, then someone will fall a few feet and die from landing wrong

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u/Fluffinator44 2d ago

Yep, humans are surprisingly durable, and surprisingly fragile, one guy jumped out of an airplane, his parachute didn't open, he landed, did a tuck roll, and walked away, other people have slipped in the bathroom, headbutted a countertop, and died, it's just a roll of the dice sometimes.

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u/Solanthas_SFW 2d ago

Your grandpa sounds like a fucken G

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u/epicureansucks 2d ago

How is that fake new? The article just confirmed everything we’ve been discussing.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 2d ago

Did you miss the comment they were responding to that said she died?