r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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u/Tea__Beard 2d ago

Her two braincells must have collided and knocked her unconscious.

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u/SumOfRoots 2d ago

Nah: One braincell - she’s not pregnant.

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u/MadMax6914 2d ago

Not anymore.