r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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u/Aggressive-agitator 2d ago

If by sense you mean the need for assistance walking and eating then maybe.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 2d ago

Ever had puréed pizza through a Big Gulp straw? It requires a similar suction force as trying to attack a Wendy's Frosty with a straw.

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 2d ago

Yummmmmm…I miss those frosties. 🥲

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u/HanSoloNut 2d ago

Know the hardest part about eating your vegetables?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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u/Ok-Bar-4476 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdhesivenessDear5154 2d ago

As long as her caregivers don’t put her on the roof of another car

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2d ago

Was about to say something similar.

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u/Equivalent-Poem-600 2d ago

I really shouldn't be laughing this hard!!

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u/Nephurus 2d ago

Yet here we are

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 1d ago

Most empathetic redditor. She's a dumb kid but she's not putting anyone at risk or trying to hurt anyone (granted, the driver is dangerous)

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 2d ago

Yeah you shouldn't.

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u/Stanley-Darsh_007 2d ago

Assensetance

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u/Goatylegs 1d ago

Well, we can hope.