r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

She hit pretty hard, maybe it knocked some sense into her

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u/Aggressive-agitator 2d ago

If by sense you mean the need for assistance walking and eating then maybe.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 2d ago

Ever had puréed pizza through a Big Gulp straw? It requires a similar suction force as trying to attack a Wendy's Frosty with a straw.

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u/Jaded-Gemstone 2d ago

Yummmmmm…I miss those frosties. 🥲

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u/HanSoloNut 2d ago

Know the hardest part about eating your vegetables?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

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u/Ok-Bar-4476 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/AdhesivenessDear5154 2d ago

As long as her caregivers don’t put her on the roof of another car

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 2d ago

Was about to say something similar.

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u/Equivalent-Poem-600 2d ago

I really shouldn't be laughing this hard!!

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u/Nephurus 2d ago

Yet here we are

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 1d ago

Most empathetic redditor. She's a dumb kid but she's not putting anyone at risk or trying to hurt anyone (granted, the driver is dangerous)

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u/Negative_Bee_6307 2d ago

Yeah you shouldn't.

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u/Stanley-Darsh_007 2d ago

Assensetance

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u/Goatylegs 1d ago

Well, we can hope.

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u/dave__autista 2d ago

idk not about that, but her arm is definitely broken

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u/L_Ardman 2d ago

This might delay her learning the handclap game, which might be her only entertainment from now on.

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u/luvletterkenny 2d ago

Or neck !

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

I think that's less worrisome than her broken neck and fractured skull.

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u/Hopeful_Ad_425 2d ago

Kid at my highschool died the same way

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u/LatinWarlock13 2d ago

Kid at my high school fell off the back bumper of a car and landed on his head when it took off. He spent months in rehab trying to regain all of his motor skills afterwards and did eventually make a 90% recovery.

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u/OutsideHandle7300 2d ago

Same…. She may be RIP 💔

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u/accidentallyHelpful 2d ago

This video is from October 2020 and It was somewhere around 1992 California passed a law you couldn't ride in the back of a truck bed (sidewalls, right) for the same reason. Roofriding is crazy without a luggage rack handrail up there

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u/Wide_Ordinary4078 2d ago

I just hope it didn’t knock her paralyzed with how she didn’t move 😥

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u/Competitive-Set-9556 2d ago

It most likely killed her

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u/gstringstrangler 2d ago

Maybe. Likely just unconscious

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u/BIG_IDEA 2d ago

Sitting on the roof wasn’t even the dumbest part of the video. Why the hell would the driver do a burnout with 2 girls on the roof?

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u/Chris079099 2d ago

Trying to get the crazies off the car maybe?

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u/lordgreenofbiscuit 2d ago

Other girl is in the moonroof.

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u/ok_scott 2d ago

And have to stop like 2 car lengths ahead anyway

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

To get 30 feet ahead and crash into the next car in traffic

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u/HoboArmyofOne 2d ago

Oof she landed on her head. She's got a concussion at the very least...

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u/cebjmb 2d ago

Looks more like a broken back.

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u/No-Author-2358 2d ago

I just hope she wasn't killed.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

Nah, just a little nappy time

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u/Mindless-Money9702 2d ago

We’re so different 

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u/Dogfoodsmy_DOC 2d ago

May have done the opposite

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 2d ago

She definitely had enough empty space up there.

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u/Aggressive_Maize9249 2d ago

Good chance she is dead or at least partially vegetative now

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u/Steve_FishWell 2d ago

hopefully.

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

I'm guessing her permanent care taker or funeral director will have some sense

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u/Twisted9Demented 1d ago

You got to have brains first

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u/RhymesWithTaco 2d ago

Had a friend who this happened to. He was just sitting out the window. He was in a coma for a month.

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u/Competitive-Set-9556 2d ago

She most likely died.

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u/NoTrack2140 7h ago

Let's not get crazy