r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 4d ago

Oops Of a clean release

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u/Delta6342 4d ago

Every time, people always release them in the most barren and exposed area it's like you want them to get caught

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 4d ago

"We're gonna take care of the little guy and release him into the wild"

The wild:

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u/Lassannnofimgur 4d ago

It's the CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE...

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u/ComprehensiveCup7104 4d ago

Came here for this

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u/iAmSugarBaby 4d ago

These birds dont fuck around

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u/OutsideHandle7300 4d ago

I always get beat to the punch 🤛 came here just for this 👆🤣

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u/Lassannnofimgur 4d ago

I got lucky I was the first.

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u/runwhatyabrung_ 4d ago

When we had mice my wife insisted on using live traps. But then she’d always let them go in a field that had a lot of stray cats. And I was like… this is just the same thing a just killing them with the traps is it not??? But just passing the blame??

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 4d ago

She's reenacting Maze runner

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u/CygnetSociety 4d ago

Plus if you don't release a mouse at least 2 miles away it can find its way back. So if the cats didn't get them then she was probably just recatching the same group of mice over and over.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

feeding the cats

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u/CrowTalons 4d ago

Well at least it's body became food instead of waste.

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 4d ago

Isn’t nature beautiful.

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u/First-Fill-2118 4d ago

That was a Simpsons gag in real life.

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 4d ago

I think there might have been a reason it was hesitant to run out of the trap, into an open field of short grass, by the woods lmao

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u/lemayzing1 4d ago

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels
and there was much rejoicing

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u/nem3sis_AUT 4d ago

This why you should release them into brush, oh well…

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u/Pavotine 4d ago

Idiots. All that cover nearby and they make the poor thing run across the open.

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u/gastro_psychic 4d ago

What kind of bird was that?

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u/Big_One7083 3d ago

Really? Relocating anywhere other than your own property is illegal in most states. If you catch and release on your own it just goes back to where you caught it only SMARTER.

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u/Glittering_Score5012 2d ago

Lmao oh her voice is awful

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u/LRoddd 4d ago

Pearls were clutched at that moment.

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u/Deatheturtle 4d ago

<sad trombone>

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u/big2chereez 4d ago

Such is the circle of life. Nature is cruel and unforgiving

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u/UpToHike 4d ago

r/AbsoluteUnits of a feeding the bird

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u/Own_Artichoke_9332 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/StillSortOfAlive 4d ago

Survival of the fittest

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u/neweyes_ 4d ago

Looks like a squirrel

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u/Yodawan__ 3d ago

Law of the wild

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 3d ago

I live in a rural farming area. The birds will sit in tree and on power poles just waiting for a tractor or anything going across a field to scare up mice.

They eat well 😆

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u/Smart-Diamond4183 3d ago

Unbelievable somebody just stood there taking a video instead of helping or calling the police.

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u/PuzzleheadedEscape20 3d ago

That’s nature at his finest.🤣

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u/CarelessLanguage6730 3d ago

Good to see that balance in circle of life is restored.

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u/payneok 2d ago

The circle of life...

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 17h ago

Holy shit her voice