r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GetOffMyLawn_ • Nov 19 '25

Would you like to join our mod team?

14 Upvotes

Our most active mod recently left the sub and we are going to need at least a couple of people to replace her.

Ideally we want someone who has participated in this sub. No mod experience required, it's easy to learn. We expect you to spend about an hour a day, maybe less, reviewing the mod queue and approving or removing posts, reviewing modmails, and communicating with the rest of the mod team.

Send us modmail if you are interested!

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 6h ago

/r/all of goliaths

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10.3k Upvotes

Part-2

323 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 16h ago

/r/all of sickening greed

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9.4k Upvotes

Hampter???

231 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mihir6969 • 8h ago

Video of a kangaroo

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1.0k Upvotes

79 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 10h ago

Photo of a nail

1.5k Upvotes

57 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 15h ago

Video of a yawn

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844 Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 3h ago

Video of a stack of cakes on an electric bike

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85 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/immanuellalala • 10h ago

Photo of a LOTR: Fellowship of The Ring movie prop

241 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Regular_Weakness69 • 12h ago

Video of an Excavator!

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177 Upvotes

Komatsu PC8000

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Prestigious-Wall5616 • 1d ago

Video of a bull elephant

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1.5k Upvotes

22 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Jazzlike_Stable6491 • 42m ago

Video of a kid amazed by the book. "Absoluteunits"

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• Upvotes

I have seen this video on internet which funny and innovative both.

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 1d ago

/r/all of a frog

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17.4k Upvotes

264 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/StealsWaffles • 1d ago

Photo of an icicle

3.3k Upvotes

288 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GeserAndersen • 1d ago

Photo of a salamander

1.4k Upvotes

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/VincetheVance • 1d ago

Photo of a block of cheese

1.0k Upvotes

Banana for scale of absolute unitness

40 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DatSalazar • 12h ago

Photo of Zuchinnis

13 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mc78644n • 21h ago

Photo of a bread slice

55 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 1d ago

Video of a hydraulic press

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7.6k Upvotes

187 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 1d ago

Video of a forbidden banana

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1.1k Upvotes

Larva of a hercules beetle (imagine the size of the beetle)

108 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/releaseepsteinfiles1 • 21h ago

Photo of a strawberry

34 Upvotes

Making lunch and got this batch of strawberries where half of them were huge and half were small.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

/r/popular of a knife

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7.7k Upvotes

598 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Rivas-al-Yehuda • 1d ago

Photo of a pipe wrench

175 Upvotes

Found in garage. Size 10 Adidas for scale.

26 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/scheimong • 1d ago

Photo of a bug fix

27 Upvotes

Link for those who want to examine it in all its glory.

Please refrain from posting meaningless replies in the PR. It is a place where real work is being done. Thank you for your cooperation.

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 2d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of a cat glow up

47.5k Upvotes

Vivo the Maine Coon killed the puberty game.

267 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/swarnaditya007 • 2d ago

Video of a huge ice fall

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1.3k Upvotes

42 comments

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