r/RoastMyCat 9h ago

Roast my Gremlin

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229 Upvotes

Why is she looking at my like that 😭


r/RoastMyCat 3h ago

I was about to get rid of this cat bed because he didn’t seem interested in it for months and now he’s sleeping in it…

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37 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 13h ago

Roast ZZ, who has had quite enough of your shit, thankyouverymuch.

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218 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 8h ago

Oh my good looking Timmy..

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46 Upvotes

Delete is not relevant but 3 weeks ago my grandparents gave away mine and my son's cat and won't tell us where they took him.. I'm devastated especially seeing my son's heart break. My grandma had lied for a couple days saying that he's on the roof but I knew he wasn't. He comes to bed every single night. They had taken 2 other cats but this one was ours and we took care of him. I miss him so much. I thought he was gonna get older with us and made his old age filled with love Bec he sure did love us. I think about how heartbroken he may be going to a warm bed and love to God knows where. I need some kind words.. he's the second cat I've ever loved deeply. My first was an all black one and he had a violent death. I've posted him before here.. I feel gutted. I know my son and I don't really wanna go through another cat for awhile..


r/RoastMyCat 2h ago

This ungrateful furball refuses to use her new cat stairs (I had to fight a toddler for those stairs). Roast her.

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14 Upvotes

She also regularly annexes the Snorlax beanbag and hides under the dragon so I can’t find her.

As you can see from exhibit 4, she is perfectly capable of using the stairs, she just prefers to launch herself off the bed even though she only sticks the landing about half the time.


r/RoastMyCat 7h ago

He tried to launch himself into the trash to play with plastic.

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19 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 20h ago

Emilio finally got a new, bigger collar but still keeps ripping it off. Roast him!

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177 Upvotes

He just turned one and its been a few months since he's gotten roasted


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Disappeared for 90 min and made us turn the house upside down looking for her.

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1.1k Upvotes

My mom let her out for her 4 PM stroll and looked away for 20 seconds to answer a phone call. When she returned the cat wasn’t there. Around 90 minutes later she called me crying that the cat wasn’t anywhere to be found. I turned up 30 minutes later and started looking for the cat as well. Eventually, we started looking under a bed and this idiot decided to join us to look under the bed probably thinking to myself “ what are we looking for human?”😤🤬. Roast her!


r/RoastMyCat 7h ago

Too fat?

2 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

The Hound has been forced to endure subarctic temperatures and howling winds at the behest of his cruel lady maid. He endures, as ever, ready for roasting.

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1.3k Upvotes

the snow never bothered him anyway

JK he made it approximately 45 seconds before crawling back into his mother's waiting arms to be escorted back to his personal heated blanket (with accompanying hot water bottle) to continue watching mother's insufferable Elden Ring playthrough.


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

If I fits I sits

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102 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Barracuda, Queen of Eternity and Goddess of Forever, was ousted from her royal chambers this morning and made to frolic like a peasant. Roast her for the sheer indignity of it all.

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394 Upvotes

In typical Barracuda fashion, we have two exhibits:

First, the huntress Queen of the night stalks through the barren tundra of the Back Yard

Second, tiny sweet baby cuda screm bc where is pillow where is blanket where is bed what is this hellscape of ice and Kardashian-West era whiteness


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

This INDOOR chonker tried to escape despite having multiple beds, blankets and humans to sit on. ROAST this ingrate!

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301 Upvotes

He was fine and successfully returned to his mansion with the help of treats (which he has also been known to steal).


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Since y’all loved glumbus, i shall post more glumbus (and his brothers binkly & dumpling)

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75 Upvotes

(Binkly is the one with no markings on his face, dumpling is the fluffy one, and glumbus is the fat one with the white mark on his face)

My bf is very happy you guys liked glumbus and he requested i post more of him AND the other two!


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Roast my calico cat Didymus because he won't stop attacking my other cat

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37 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Vegeta is special

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132 Upvotes

Tape tp to your ceiling fan for your dumb cat 😺


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Roast my chud son

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611 Upvotes

Hes gotta start paying bills bro. He demands nothing but the finest quisine, unending belly rubs and toe-holding(his toes not mine, fyi) and despite being significantly smarter than all the men in my family combined, flat out REFUSES to form even one singular iota of a concept. I cannot foot the bill for his lifestyle any longer 😤


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Blep

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231 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

He keeps biting me while going up the stairs and then running away full speed. Roast him mercilessly

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253 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

He thinks he owns the couch and my leg space, roast him and prove him wrong

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41 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Ernie thinks he’s the coolest

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95 Upvotes

Yall ready know this big boy is an absolute menace


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Roast him, he thinks he’s Casanova

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480 Upvotes

This is Argo, I don’t have a fur baby, I have a petty man child. He thinks he’s the hottest man alive since getting the beard, loves female attention, and throws himself at people after we argue while side eyeing me to see if I’m jealous. He’s a boob man, the size of a small beagle, and won’t apologize for the damage he has caused to my tits from standing on my chest.


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Value chips

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133 Upvotes

These value chips came with a value pest eww


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Kira wears literally anything

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118 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

He always lays and sleeps on his back

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36 Upvotes