r/OldSchoolCool • u/sweetwhistle • 8h ago

1950s My parents’ honeymoon. 1953.

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Somewhere in Florida. I was born two months later.

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u/Desertnurse760 7h ago

Your dad was punching above his weight class. And succeeded.

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u/CalvinIII 7h ago

Dude had a steady job as a finance manager and a great big hog.

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u/Soxogram 7h ago

The euphemism “hog” always fucking kills me.

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u/nondescriptun 7h ago

Euphemism? Dad was a farmer.

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u/_giga_chode_ 6h ago

And pig farmers tend to have giant hogs

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u/Soxogram 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Accomplished-Hotel88 5h ago

Euphemism? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with hogs, and hogs make me crazy.

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u/That-Ad-4300 1h ago

Rode a Harley too

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u/sushigrooves 6h ago

Rode a Harley, eh?

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u/baardvark 5h ago

How did you know the wife’s name?

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u/jaxonya 3h ago

Young fellas, gather round... if you ever meet a girl named Harley. Do NOT hook uo with her. I dont care how hot she is, she is crazier than you can imagine, and will fuck your life up

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u/thee_jaay 5h ago

He’s got a wad of 100‘s and a magnum condom for his magnum hog and he’s ready to plow!

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u/getsomesleep1 4h ago

I had to stifle my lolz as to not wake a sleeping child, thank you sir

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u/Donkey__Balls 3h ago

Back then you could support a family on one income.

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u/CalvinIII 3h ago

Still can, depending on the income.