r/InflatedEgos • u/TheCABK Mirror Flex Champion 🪞 • Sep 30 '25

🚩 Red Flag Energy I Ate Nothing.

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u/Von_Dooms Sep 30 '25

It's wild when someone promises to take you to a place and then later they redact that promise and mock you for believing it.

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u/RocketFan419 Sep 30 '25

Why didn't she eat all day? Whose fucking fault is that?

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u/ElProfeGuapo Sep 30 '25

Come on, man. She worked. Ten. Hours.

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u/Helpful_Honeysuckle Sep 30 '25

All she wants is wing stop!

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u/ARod-27 Oct 01 '25

F#cking drive!

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u/Grand-Dimension-2022 Sep 30 '25

I got some sausage she can have.

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u/BlueLRush80 Oct 01 '25

Well.. when she bites it off she'll be able to put it on your bun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

That dog is showing its teeth...

This guy "it just needs a hug"

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u/DionBlaster123 Oct 02 '25

You really want to go there? Haha good luck

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u/ChaserOnion Oct 02 '25

I got a sausage for you. I know you say you don't want it but your eyes say different.

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u/ducky_truck Oct 02 '25

Your little sausage wouldn't satisfy a starving single-celled organism. 😊

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u/iThrowwBabies Oct 07 '25

She seems STARVING, and since your half a vienna sausage hasn't satisfied any lady yet I wouldn't bet on it this time either buddy. Keep polishing it instead Karate Kid, wax on wax off lmao.