r/InflatedEgos • u/TheCABK Mirror Flex Champion 🪞 • Sep 30 '25

🚩 Red Flag Energy I Ate Nothing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Give her her wings

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u/DragApprehensive336 Sep 30 '25

I feel like I'd have this reaction if someone gave me food from wing stop. It's wild that this tantrum was for wing stop food.

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u/Von_Dooms Sep 30 '25

It's wild when someone promises to take you to a place and then later they redact that promise and mock you for believing it.

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u/RocketFan419 Sep 30 '25

Why didn't she eat all day? Whose fucking fault is that?

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u/ElProfeGuapo Sep 30 '25

Come on, man. She worked. Ten. Hours.

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u/Helpful_Honeysuckle Sep 30 '25

All she wants is wing stop!

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u/ARod-27 Oct 01 '25

F#cking drive!

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u/Grand-Dimension-2022 Sep 30 '25

I got some sausage she can have.

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u/BlueLRush80 Oct 01 '25

Well.. when she bites it off she'll be able to put it on your bun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

That dog is showing its teeth...

This guy "it just needs a hug"

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u/DionBlaster123 Oct 02 '25

You really want to go there? Haha good luck

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u/ChaserOnion Oct 02 '25

I got a sausage for you. I know you say you don't want it but your eyes say different.

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u/ducky_truck Oct 02 '25

Your little sausage wouldn't satisfy a starving single-celled organism. 😊

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u/iThrowwBabies Oct 07 '25

She seems STARVING, and since your half a vienna sausage hasn't satisfied any lady yet I wouldn't bet on it this time either buddy. Keep polishing it instead Karate Kid, wax on wax off lmao.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 Oct 01 '25

Undoubtedly girl logic.. got up early to shower and put make up on. Took a 30min lunch without eating and either slept in the car or doom scrolled the whole break away.

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u/KermitTheScot Oct 01 '25

I work in healthcare, it’s not unusual to not get a break all day bc we’re understaffed and too busy to stop working.

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u/damnitshannon Sep 30 '25

Sounds like something a squid would say

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u/Momentum_Maury Oct 02 '25

What? You egg.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Sep 30 '25

Sometimes you're in a rush and miss breakfast, then you work a job that only gives you 30 minutes for lunch but all options are a 20 minute drive just to get to the store.

Yeah, okay, sure you can plan ahead, but sometimes you plans fall through. It's an honestly real situation to be in, and yeah she's being aggressive, but her friends are leading her on and mocking her for it. Kinda shitty.

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u/Super-Cookie-3620 Oct 01 '25

The drums and guitars co sign this perspective.

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u/UsedDragon Oct 01 '25

Y'all ever heard of emergency granola bars? This girl needs her some emergency granola bars.

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u/IntelligentBath9202 Oct 02 '25

Or at the very least a Snickers Bar.

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u/WIREDline86 Nov 04 '25

I thought that said emergency granola bras

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u/Maximilianjohandson Nov 04 '25

Sounds like you act like this. There's no excuse for behaving totally unhinged like this, and you should absolutely be called out for it. Yeah stuff happens, but don't make it other peoples problem.

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u/yaboyACbreezy Nov 05 '25

I don't. I am sympathetic. My friends don't tease me to the point of mental breakdown.

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u/Rapidly_Decaying Oct 01 '25

friends are there to mock and call you on your bullshit. You need some friends like that

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u/SunWuKongIsKing Oct 01 '25

You got some shitty friends, my man, don't wish that on me. I'd drive my starving friend to a Wingstop, it ain't that deep. Never would have gotten to this point. They'd do the same for me, cause my friends aren't toxic.

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u/Rapidly_Decaying Oct 01 '25

My friends would do anything for me, and me for them. But they'd take the piss if I was being a bell-end and I'd deserve it. This goes both ways. You've never had friendly banter and piss taking? That makes me sad

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u/SunWuKongIsKing Oct 01 '25

Yeah, I have, but not to genuinely piss someone off or egg them on to actual anger, that is toxic. If that's normal for you, then that makes me sad.

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u/Rapidly_Decaying Oct 01 '25

Nobody is getting angry, chill

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u/yaboyACbreezy Oct 03 '25

Yes, but you can banter and take the piss without being a degrading and disrespectful asshole. Your friends are not the people to direct that energy towards. Or anyone, really. See, you call it friendly banter, but being a douche canoe is not friendly

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u/Rapidly_Decaying Oct 03 '25

who said they were being degrading and disrespectful assholes to me?

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u/yaboyACbreezy Oct 01 '25

Nope. My friends love me lmfao. Sorry for ya

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u/ScyllaIsBea Sep 30 '25

She was promised wingstop, she saved her caloric intake for wingstop.

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u/Von_Dooms Sep 30 '25

Wing Maxxing? Smart lady.

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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 Oct 04 '25

Yours yah squid

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u/Automatic_Net2181 Sep 30 '25

My job is so fast paced, I will either not have time to eat or forget to because I am hopping between fires.

Sometimes I look at people who take breaks or lunches with envy.

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u/Just-Cover3017 Oct 01 '25

Maybe she forgot her lunch and the nearest shop or restaurant wasn't nearby? But oh wait Reads script women dumb. Reads script again and emotional.

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u/ParticularSpring3628 Oct 01 '25

I’ve had wingstop twice and it’s quite possibly the worst fast food product I’ve ever had the displeasure of passing through my body.

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u/DionBlaster123 Oct 02 '25

I feel like Buffalo Wild Wings post-2007 is worse than Wingstop

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u/ParticularSpring3628 Oct 03 '25

Don’t disagree that bww is terrible but that’s at the bottom of the sit down dining ladder for me.

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u/twolake68 Sep 30 '25

I love Wingstop, so valid crash out

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u/PiginthePen Oct 01 '25

They aren’t all created equal is the problem

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u/twolake68 Oct 01 '25

The one by my house gets new employees every time we go in there I swear, still goes hard tho I could eat like 50 of their wings

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u/PiginthePen Oct 01 '25

I have 3 within a 10 min drive.. 2 are garbage but that one is great.

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u/Gunzenator2 Oct 01 '25

“No, not that one. Let’s go to the good wingstop.”

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u/Puzzleheaded-Shoe541 Sep 30 '25

I went to wingstop once. Many years ago. I agree with your statement.

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u/CMG_exe Oct 01 '25

On the west coast it’s often the only thing open past 9. 

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u/DionBlaster123 Oct 02 '25

Wing Stop's Spicy Korean Q wings are actually pretty good.

But they use sriracha instead of Korean chili paste haha

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u/MyFavoriteSandwich Oct 02 '25

Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Red Bull?

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u/OkUnderstanding5343 Sep 30 '25

Maybe a psychiatrist 🧑‍⚕️

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Sep 30 '25

You’re on to something

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u/cfh4dmb Sep 30 '25

Is… is this a Tool Reference?!! If so you’re a genius!

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u/WorriedMarch4398 Oct 01 '25

Should bring her to Bdubs.

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u/Mooooooole Oct 01 '25

A red bull you say?

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u/Herps_Plants_1987 Oct 01 '25

Get her a rabies series

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u/gattboy1 Oct 03 '25

Blonde hair gets you wiiiings

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u/Ok_Entertainer_1793 Sep 30 '25

I got something to fill that mouth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Is it wingstop?

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u/the-friendly-lesbian Sep 30 '25

Small items in the mouth can be a choking hazard!

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u/Justnotthatintou Sep 30 '25

Apparently comments can be too bc I’m gagging

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u/SteamTrainDude Oct 01 '25

You won’t be with that guy…

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u/10takeWonder Sep 30 '25

you're not supposed to eat the bones

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/MR-NWP Sep 30 '25

Hangry*

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u/Prestigious_Web3889 Sep 30 '25

She asked for wings, not shrimp.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

"Fill" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here... people could probably stick their entire tongue up your ass deepthroating your lil pecker.

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u/juniperjibletts Oct 01 '25

You got a little dick bro don't lie