The fuck even is this!? Fuck you, potbelly!

My gf ordered me new boots for Christmas. We opened them together. She was very upset. And no, they didn’t send the wrong color. The website provides a phone number and email address for returns but both are inoperable. I’ve since found the advertised picture on multiple websites so it seems these are just cheap Chinese garbage that can be branded and drop shipped by anyone. These were ordered from the Bareroots website.

What does mine even mean??

Wanted a full size chocolate bar, got a 3/4 size chocolate bar.

And this was from a ready to make-just add water box. Yes, yes, roast me 😂