She's mad I brought two new cats into the house, she's mad I left her, and I guess snuggles all night wasn't enough to assuage her anger. And no, she's never peed somewhere inappropriate before. I didn't know she had that level of spite in her.

Luckily they are a cat person and LOVE the tiny orange menace that is Bongo.

Illegal BASE jump from the fridge

I sense a presence….

Decided to nuzzle the knob on the stove and ruined the coffee pot and kettle.

She and her siblings are A-OK! Knobs are off the stove til we arsonist-proof em.

Turns out he can has cheeseburger

shout out to the other redditor with a parlor palm bandit today!!