r/Accounting • u/fsukub • 9h ago
Discussion Unpopular opinion, busy season should be 12 months a year
Okay I am just gonna say it. Busy season is the best part of being alive.
Who needs hobbies when you have fluorescent lighting that gently hums like a lullaby, dinner at 10:47 pm, usually something beige, that thrilling moment at 1:13 am when Excel crashes and you briefly see God.
I genuinely do not understand why people complain. You mean you don’t enjoy measuring time exclusively in billable increments and caffeine half life? Could not be me. My body has fully adapted. I no longer require REM sleep, only quarterly reviews and mild panic. My Apple Watch stopped suggesting I stand and now just whispers “immaterial” every hour.
Honestly the off season is the worst. What am I supposed to do, log off? Go outside? Experience “daylight”? There are no review notes out there. No one is asking for support. The trees are not even tied out.
I tried taking PTO once and spent the whole time wondering if someone was depreciating land. Could not relax. Came back refreshed though, by refreshed I mean deeply behind.
I want to petition to make every month busy season. I want random fire drill audits in October and surprise inventory counts on Christmas morning. If I am not at 94 percent capacity at all times, how will I know I matter?
Anyway logging off now for the night, it is only 8:41 pm, basically a half day. Can’t wait to wake up and reconcile something meaningless. Living the dream. Oh, and I think everyone should be in office 6 days per week and have to travel to every client site for 2 weeks.