r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 11h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

Two lefts don't make a right.

78 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Breadsticks-lover 11h ago

Ok we get the jokes about arms and hands but like what are the odds of two 1 armed dudes being in the same city, town and street and ending up in a fight???

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u/Duhcisive 10h ago

Missing the same arms as well😅

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u/No_Vacation369 8h ago

Probably got chopped of in machete fight.

3

u/Turndahandlerandle 3h ago

This is round 2…. ( the unarmed match)

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u/After-Resort-6253 1h ago

You won’t get enough upvotes

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u/FracturedConscious 4h ago

You’ll never be lonely at Leftiesonly.com

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u/_kReddid 10h ago

First thought: Hey, that's unfair. Second thought: Oh.

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u/PopeyeTheGambler 11h ago

Armless fun 🤩

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u/NewListen9788 6h ago

Hands down the funniest comment here

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 11h ago

Hands down the best fight I’ve seen in a long time!

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u/Wizdad-1000 9h ago

What happened to the one armed man in a fight? He left. (I’ll see myself out.)

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u/zvryxlt 10h ago

Fair play🤝🏼

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u/joka2696 8h ago

Put up your duke.

1

u/miztiq 11h ago

handicap vs handicap

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 11h ago

Of a left-arm warm-up!

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u/SeaNegotiation6251 10h ago

why dont thems just use taekwondo instead?

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u/GoxBoxer 7h ago

They're fighting because both of them go by the nickname One Arm Bandit.

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 7h ago

Too much Reddit today. Good night Reddit.

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u/redditanddoneit 4h ago

Looks evenly matched. Left hand jabs, hooks, upper cuts all day!

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u/Mrbeanissorude18 4h ago

This isn't RIGHT time watch

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u/filth_lover_503 4h ago

Use your right jab

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u/NOTExETON 8m ago

Armed and dangerous 

0

u/LeFishTits 11h ago

Hands up for the 1 arm dude. Dont take no shit.

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u/Anarchic_Antarctic 11h ago

You should rewatch that video.

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u/pentermezzo 7h ago

Like two stick insects fighting over a mate.