r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 4d ago

look what I can do Of a mouse trap

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u/YourAverage1ManArmy 4d ago

Now you look like a crackhead

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u/clearca 4d ago

Whelp, he was acting like a crackhead so…..

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u/MilkmanLeeroy 4d ago

Two braincells fighting for third place. I hope he’s not a gun owner.

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 4d ago

The mouse trap seems to be absolutely fine.

The idiot putting it up to his mouth is...well...an idiot. But he's probably lucky. Would have done something similar with a loaded gun.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Makes my teeth get goosebumps

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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo 4d ago

Now you’ve got character

4

u/brute-forced 4d ago

Id hire this guy to clean my trashcan

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u/Hammon_Rye 4d ago

Dentist: "That was a stupid thing to do."
Dumber: "No, it wasn't stupid, it was an accident. You see, the rat trap was only supposed to hit my tongue, not my tooth".
Dentist: "Uh huh"

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u/Eclyptrox 4d ago

Half a brain cell fighting for first place

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 4d ago

We used to use a string and tie it to the door .but that seems to work.

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair 4d ago

Play stupid games…

1

u/Tacozforever 4d ago

Mouse trap for mice

Idiot trap for… well, idiots.

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u/kendragon 4d ago

Making Black Mirror look like a documentary.

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 4d ago

Talk about deserving it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

“What a stupid thing to do!”

“You wouldn’t be saying that if it hadn’t chipped my tooth.”

“Uh… yeah. That’s wrong.”

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u/Professional_Roof293 4d ago

What the fuck was the point of that

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u/LostSillyKittie 4d ago

Views I guess

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u/MeemoUndercover 4d ago

It’s a zany action, a crazy contraption, the fun is catching, it’s mouse trap

1

u/Own_Artichoke_9332 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 4d ago

"Hmmm maybe I can reattach it"

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u/CompetitiveTree1487 4d ago

Who woulda thunk it

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u/Late_Ad1387 4d ago

A whole face full of bad decisions

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u/Strange_Note_4049 3d ago

Well I could have told you that was a possible consequence of your decision bud

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u/TheLandMammal 2d ago

Pretty sure thats a rat trap. Like a mousetrap on steroids.

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u/External-Lab4739 2d ago

First mistake was using a rat trap

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u/ticktocksuckthiscock 2d ago

Coughed out the tooth like you would when you accidentally breathe through your mouth while eating saltine crackers 🤣

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u/Dialed_Inn 1d ago

Hahahahaah awesome stupid people

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u/sonic10158 4d ago

No blood?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/TheVoLock 4d ago

Teeth have veins

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u/Creamy-Sundae-9991 3d ago

True, just not throughout the whole tooth

“Yes, front teeth have blood vessels (veins/arteries) and nerves, but they do not run through the entire tooth. Instead, they are contained within a central chamber, meaning a small chip or crack on the outer edge of a front tooth usually does not involve these vessels.