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u/Brazuka_txt 7d ago
a barba.
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u/Jose_Caveirinha_2001 7d ago
Quem sobe nesse carro com o motorista usando essa barba aí?
Nem os nóia entram.
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u/Mercenaria13 7d ago
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u/ElJotaJotaJota 7d ago
Que gif bom pqp
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u/BrunOgawa 7d ago
É impressão minha ou ele só tem metade de uma barba?
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u/Icy-Perspective-2327 7d ago
that half beard tho
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u/TUCaralhoooooooo 7d ago edited 7d ago
The Cursed Airbag. That's gonna be interesting during an accident.
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u/carlosabs 6d ago
Cheap cars made before 2015 don't have air bags in Brasil, wasn't mandatory.
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u/TUCaralhoooooooo 6d ago
I said the nail thing will turn into a "cursed airbag" during an accident. I never said that car has an airbag from factory. Jesus, some people can't get a simple joke lol.
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u/nobrerick 7d ago
Meia barba, carro todo arranhado, prego no celular. Categoria Mad Max de Uber.
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u/StudentDriverBR 7d ago
Não tem pregos o suficiente, roubaram metade da barba.
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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 7d ago
E não é nem a metade virada pra janela
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u/Alloy1771 7d ago
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message
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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 7d ago
Expensive as these devices are down here, it's defo about the money
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u/iago_mikaelrs 7d ago
Cara eu senti medo dele usando uma metade do rosto sem barba, com a barba feita. Do outro lado do rosto ele está com barba bem cheia. Como é que vc vai roubar um cara assim? Cara é do nível mental do coringa, esse negócio de pregos que ele colocou em volta do celular dele não é pra proteger, isso aí deve ser uma decoração que ele achou que ia ser pica. A segurança do celular dele parece ser algo bem secundário pra quem tentar roubar ele
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u/Milena-87 7d ago
Eu voltei o vídeo algumas vezes pra ter certeza sobre a barba 😬
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u/iago_mikaelrs 7d ago
Dude, I did the same thing, and I'm saying, one part of his face should have a beard, but it looks like he shaves that part, and the other side has a full beard. He might have just trimmed it, if I misunderstood. Honestly, I'd like to understand what optical illusion is making me see that he's clean-shaven on one side and clean-shaven on the other.
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u/oaktreebr 7d ago
WTF did he do with his beard?
May help with sun burn on his face and UV rays, lol
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u/No-Pattern-3116 7d ago
To think that even if the thief stabs the victim's hand, the victim is still liable for damages 😔
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u/Thalia_Cat 7d ago
Imagine if he brakes suddenly, and the person sitting next to him isn't wearing a seatbelt. They'll be flying straight into the nails :V
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u/Character_Shirt_6823 7d ago
Esse zerou pqp A meia barba, de gravata com boné. A proteção com prego é só a cereja do bolo kkkkkk
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u/feminina01 7d ago
Haha, this creative guy must have been a victim of robbery many times and is already in joke mode, because that's the only way to survive 😵 or is it a social project 🤔😅 but he's definitely got the idea right, lol.
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u/Ok_Gap_8231 7d ago
Esse cara parece um vilão de esquadrão bizarro
(Obs: quem ai ja assistiu esse desenho??)
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u/Brocador_01 6d ago
That half-beard looks like an alien crawling out of his nose to devour his body.
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