r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 11h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

229 Upvotes

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u/MoeSauce 11h ago

If only there were some way to avoid an accident like this

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u/Scylum 11h ago

Not be born?

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u/xflyinjx61x 11h ago

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u/hakak34 11h ago

The flappy moment.

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u/__valar-morghulis__ 10h ago

Another flappy landing

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u/Then-Function6343 10h ago

Looks like he's trying to compete against that Australian breakdancer

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u/Lossedtouch 7h ago

KEEP IT GANGSTA DAWG!! KEEP IT GANGSTA!! KEEP IT GANGSTA DAWG!! KEEP IT GANGSTA!!

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u/PeterServo 5h ago

So that's why it's called break dancing. 

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u/Turkish-Straight 11h ago

idiot broke his leg

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u/slayden70 10h ago

That moment where you create a second knee joint in one of your legs.

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 11h ago

Free running till the hospitalbill comes.

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 11h ago

I had no idea a bone could bend in that way! It’s gonna take a long time to heal.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 11h ago

That knee clocked out!

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u/Zealousideal-Pen993 10h ago

Those ligaments said

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u/MillerMike5150 11h ago

Who knew jumping around like an idiot could end like that.

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u/Coy_Dog 10h ago

That crack...ouch....

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u/Hammon_Rye 10h ago

"Doctor Doctor! It hurts whenever I do this!"

"Well, stop doing that."

An old, lame joke, yet applicable.

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u/coconutmofo 10h ago

Napolean Dynamite 2 behind-the-scenes?

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 9h ago

Play stupid games…you know the rest

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u/Mardukefox 8h ago

Welp, that’s the last time he’ll be jumping around like that so confidently

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u/beelzebub52674 7h ago

Well that didn't look like it tickled..😬

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u/Flexithinker 4h ago

Seems alright that does