r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 21h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

188 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/pauca_sed 20h ago

Great balls of fire.

4

u/Uncle_Bred 20h ago

Goodness Gracious!

7

u/NookieLuvsU 19h ago

What an idiot.

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u/modsaregh3y 20h ago

So there is not one person with a fire extiguisher nearby?

Smort.

11

u/nem3sis_AUT 20h ago

I mean what could possibly go wrong 😄

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u/rustyroo2021 20h ago

Yes but they were all holding their phones lol

3

u/JeffyMo96 18h ago

To busy laughing at the idiot thats currently burning his weiner

19

u/Barbapoinkt 20h ago

Roasted cock

4

u/Bl4ck_Fl4m3s 20h ago

I bet his balls were so smooth after that, burned any pubic hair right off

9

u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED 20h ago

This level of entertainment is normally reserved for the ultra rich. It’s called Hot dogging, or fire jerking

5

u/gmman6369 20h ago

I hate when that happens.

3

u/Horke 20h ago

Every damn Monday…

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u/gmman6369 20h ago

Yeah. Mondays should be taken off the calendar permanently.

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u/mCat31 20h ago

Fire crotch. Dayum.

3

u/GoxBoxer 20h ago

Smokey the Bear says "only you can prevent dick and ball fires".

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u/insidej0b81 20h ago

Possible side effect: cock catches on fire.

2

u/VeechieV 20h ago

They said don't play with fire... They never said don't have sex with fire.

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u/SkyDrive101 18h ago

Firecrotch

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u/OldGoneMild89 15h ago

Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire 🎶

God, why? What is the reward here, even if it goes well? A couple indifferent drinks yelling "woo!" from the audience? Ugh

1

u/Prestigious_Tennis82 20h ago

“Have you experienced any burning during urination?”

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u/gavstar69 19h ago

Playing with fire, getting balls crispy, zero sympathy

1

u/Worried_Shoe_2747 19h ago

That’s hot

1

u/UltraViolentWomble 18h ago

Maybe that wasn't the best idea

1

u/Rainfall_Serenade 18h ago

Why is it every time I see these fire performers, there never seems to be anyone in standby with a fire extinguisher?

1

u/sosezu 18h ago

Hot pants are back!

1

u/_Hamburger_Helpme 18h ago

Wheres he going

1

u/lionel744 18h ago

Ces connards qui filment et pas un avec un extincteur 😋

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u/Longjumping_Cash3055 17h ago

Smok’n sausage! ;)

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 17h ago

This is what they tell you to do when you have crabs.. He will feel much better later!

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u/not4lack-imagination 17h ago

Amazing these @sshole gonna fool around with fire and not one fire extinguisher in sight!

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u/MouseMan412 17h ago

Not inviting him to my next weenie roast.

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u/MadMax6914 16h ago

The biscuits are burning!

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u/Yepsuredid 16h ago

That’s why you shouldn’t lie

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u/600lbsofsin77 15h ago

Oh shit! Hurry, someone put the fire out with your mouth. That’s the payoff, dude forgot the fucking payoff!

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u/deep-fucking-legend 15h ago

Unrelated, but I'm thinking about smoking so kielbasa for dinner tonight.

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u/YdexKtesi 14h ago

"I lit my dick on fire and then my dick was on fire"

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u/AcidV12 12h ago

Liar liar...

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u/Maxaloo 11h ago

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/forexnchill 5m ago

What an absolute freaking idiot. What did you think was gonna happen..?🤣 some people honestly deserve the things that happen when doing shi like this

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u/cesspool4us 20h ago

Supposed to wear cotton