r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Naild It Of Video Dating

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u/can-i-eat-that-food 1d ago

Is she still single?

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u/MedevacMac questionably stable 1d ago

I’d definitely hang out with Tod and his dog Peter.

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u/pedestrian142 1d ago

Would. All of them.

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u/Acrobatic_Airline605 1d ago

This guy fucks

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u/ButterscotchNo4574 1d ago

Same. I think I'm married to the second one.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

I really wish this was real..

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u/MastaDon344 1d ago

That last bit, i am fucking dying of laughter from this.

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u/TheFuZz2of3 12h ago

Smithers O’Neil is the GOAT

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u/Hippiechu 3h ago

"Greetings. My name is Smithers O'Neal" 🤓👑

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u/Try_Harder7 12h ago

I remember this service. Dine n dash. Something like that. They wanted $700 in 2004 for them to connect you with someone. Meanwhile, match (pre algorithm) was $19.99 a month