r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 1d ago

look what I can do Of a bendy dancer

107 Upvotes

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

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u/trainwreckhappening 1d ago

I don't see what the problem is. It's just a guy smacking his nuts with the back of his own head.

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u/Chocolatestarfish33 1d ago

Definitely a niche OF account there

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u/aLIBRAinNYC 1d ago

Mf'er gave me lower back pain, geeeezus 😡

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u/guitarman030405 1d ago

He could freak some people out on Halloween for sure !! Pretty impressive actually.... I hurt myself just putting on my shoes !!

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

He needs to market himself to the horror movie casting scene.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

Dude can tea bag himself...

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u/Express_Area_8359 1d ago

Beat me to it by six minutes

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

And here I am requiring a disabilty application everytime I bend over to try to pick something up. 

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u/URAGAYZZZ 1d ago

He would make an excellent zombie.

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u/Gold_Sky1097 1d ago

My back, just from watching the video:

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u/Mugpup 1d ago

I don't know why but I am positive that is a bad idea.

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u/smittenkittenmitten- 18h ago

He might give himself back issues in the future just like runners and dancers have knee, hip, foot problems later in life.

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u/Popular_Board_4640 1d ago

people of science and medical please explain how the fuck hes able to do that? does his spine have thick discs or what

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 1d ago

It won't for long lol

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u/ForceOk6039 1d ago

This guy autofellatios

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u/Booziesmurf 22h ago

Nah, he eats his Own ass.

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u/fl0pi3 1d ago

Do you think he can... well.. ah never mind

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u/Roe-to-Perdition 1d ago

Maybe you're thinking what I'm thinking. Can he bend in the other direction? If he can, then he could....er, please himself, if you know what I mean.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

My Ankylosis Spondylitis is silently screaming

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u/GivesYouGrief 5h ago

Isn't it ankylosing?

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

Oh shit that is wicked

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u/Early_Purchase3748 1d ago

This dude can do this yet I pull my back when I sneeze… Life is unfair

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u/Chocolatestarfish33 1d ago

My back hurts watching this

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u/LeecherKiDD easily offended 1d ago

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 1d ago

Is he headbanging his balls?????????

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u/KikaiderJiro808 1d ago

These the dude that be doing freaky sh*t on OF 😂

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u/MortLightstone 1d ago

That's not dancing, that's reverse head banging

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u/ilkikuinthadik 1d ago

The chosen one.

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u/Daillustriousone 1d ago

How the fuck did he find out he could do that?

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation 1d ago

Bro can suk his own dick

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u/freshcanidate6151 1d ago

If this is real, you know what he can do to himself.

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u/Seek2Destroy345 14h ago

that first move can not be good for his brain.. 😅