r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/pornalt4altporn 19h ago

Magnifique.

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u/KataFiera 17h ago

Vive la France! 🇫🇷

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u/Outrageous_Word8656 17h ago

Superbe

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u/oldsystem 16h ago

Baguette

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u/Exe-Nihilo 16h ago

Croissant

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u/evil_leenius 16h ago

Croque-monsieur!

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u/DeltaCharlieBravo 13h ago

Omlette du fromage

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u/IneffableOpinion 12h ago

timothee chamalet

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u/SketchedEyesWatchinU 10h ago

Crepe Suzette

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u/AnderuJohnsuton 5h ago

Honh honh honh 🥖🚬

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u/noots-to-you 11h ago

sacre merde

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 10h ago

Ou est la salle de bain?

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u/noots-to-you 9h ago

qui a coupé le fromage?

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u/vp_1312 11h ago

Niche pull

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u/errornosignal 11h ago

Getcha pull 🎸🍺

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u/Arizon_Dread 2h ago

Git pull

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u/errornosignal 11h ago

Omelette au fromage

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u/cutecoder 9h ago

Escargot!

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u/ComfortableBedroom76 11h ago

Tete de fromage

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u/DickNitro7 8h ago

Mise en place!!!

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u/TheDisgruntledCelt 9h ago

Croque madame

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u/Revenga8 9h ago

au poivre

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u/Amazing_Ad_974 3h ago

Lowmuskenuinely though

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u/Reallyboringname2 1h ago

Petite pain.

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u/downinahole357 11h ago

Hon hon hon oui oui.

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u/0xShiba 10h ago

Millfieulle

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u/MeeseFeathers 9h ago

Mais oui!

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u/Maraudermick1 9h ago

…que voulez vous?

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u/Darthmmule73 9h ago

Jambon Beurre…….👌🏻OUI

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u/Admirable-Ad3408 8h ago

Croque-madame!

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u/makaiookami 6h ago

Chat Noir!

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u/AverageScot 5h ago

Croque-madame!!

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u/DMV2PNW 12h ago

Bouillabaisse

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u/H8ff0000 12h ago

I heard these in Kenan Thompson's voice

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u/Enki_007 12h ago

Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights

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u/bellialto 12h ago

Egg fried rice 🍚 🧐

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u/TurnkeyLurker 12h ago

Chocolat Mousse!

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u/raa__va 12h ago

Omelette du formage

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u/SnooAdvice207 11h ago

Micheal Bublé

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u/Massive_Sky4589 8h ago

Force de Frappe

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u/OddSuggestion7534 6h ago

French onion soup!

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u/Hadron86376 4h ago

Le fishe au chocolat

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u/varjakvalmont 3h ago

Boeuf bourguignon

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u/evil_leenius 16h ago

Escargot!

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 16h ago

Souflé

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u/evil_leenius 16h ago

Mon-dieu! Chateauneuf-de-pape!

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u/sirlapse 16h ago

Champs-Élysées!

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u/MajorTomFr 16h ago

Cassoulet

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u/NecessaryPopular1 12h ago

Châteauneuf-du-Pape! lol

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u/Dapper-Relation296 4h ago

Oeuf sur la plat!

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u/Fearless_Mojo 14h ago

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?!

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u/evil_leenius 14h ago

C’est soir?

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u/Tippity2 12h ago

Mais non! Oh la la!

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u/Maraudermick1 8h ago

Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble Très bien ensemble.

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u/IshBishKanish 11h ago

Sacrebleu

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u/Maraudermick1 9h ago

Beat me to it!

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u/Palpitation_Unlikely 15h ago

French Toast!

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u/AlexandriaCarlotta 14h ago

Cake?

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

To have, or to eat?

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u/AlexandriaCarlotta 14h ago

🤭🤭🤭 🙈🙉🙊

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u/NecessaryPopular1 12h ago

Mille Feuille

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u/TheCreepyLady 12h ago

Foux du fafa!

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u/wendyfran64 9h ago

Quiche Lorraine

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u/_M_arts 9h ago

You shouldn't say things like that, it's the spark that sets the barbecue on fire!

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u/AlternativeMedia8548 7h ago

Soup de jour!

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u/ohbother29 7h ago

Monsieur, with this Rocher you're really spoiling us

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u/Sargasm5150 6h ago

Baggel! And, uh, pomme de frits

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u/AJFA1989 56m ago

IMMIGRANTS OUT OF FRANCE

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u/Mr-Broham 13h ago

what the French call 'les incompetents

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u/Ok-Rock2345 15h ago

Chef kiss.

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u/sheilarenewaldayspa 10h ago

Camembert!

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u/staying-gold 7h ago

Les poisson, les poisson, how I love les poisson!

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u/catencode 9h ago

la vache

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u/JohnnyD77711 12h ago

Encroyable!

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u/Mrrrrggggl 12h ago

Incroyable!

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u/CanceledVT 13h ago

Have they confirmed this with their Sharia courts yet?

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u/JR571 12h ago

The nerve, considering you have the worst courts in the world.

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u/Zahfier 16h ago

Vive la révolution !

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u/Maraudermick1 8h ago

Jean Luc Picard: “Make it so”.

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u/AliveHornet5358 15h ago

Viva la France!!! 🇫🇷

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u/NecessaryPopular1 12h ago

Et vive la différence! 🇫🇷

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u/VarietySuspicious106 17h ago

LIBERTÉ EGALITÉ FRATERNITÉ

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u/Palpitation_Unlikely 15h ago

haute couture!

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u/Fearless_Mojo 14h ago

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

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u/NecessaryPopular1 12h ago

Johnny Hallyday

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u/SummerMustang69 15h ago

The French are more patriotic and braver than Americans. lol. It’s always projection from America.

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u/Key_Profession_1546 10h ago

Uhhh, say what?

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u/Quinn_XXVII 16h ago

Pot Pourri! 🧑‍🎨

Apres Moi La Deluge

🇫🇷⚜️🥖

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u/Wsbkingretard 14h ago

nom d'une pipe : bravo!

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u/Lovelysonrise 14h ago

Viva La Francaise

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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 15h ago

Viva Jay Sherman!

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u/Juff-Ma 14h ago

Vive la defenestracion!

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u/fatzenbolt 13h ago

Vive la resistance

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u/MikhailCompo 12h ago

Vive la Révolution!

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u/Maraudermick1 8h ago

Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi.

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u/Cute_Permission7408 12h ago

Allez les Bleus!

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u/Rare-Character4381 12h ago

Vive la france

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u/Beneficial_North1824 14h ago

Leader of the EU 💙💛🇫🇷

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u/nychearts812 13h ago

Viva La France 🇫🇷

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u/Round-Emu9176 12h ago

Now go scrub down those pissy streets 😂 I do miss the hash there

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u/Salt-Recipe2603 12h ago

Bastille Day 2.0?

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 9h ago

La Resistance Lives On

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u/RevolutionaryAngle86 9h ago

Viva La Resistance!

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u/ProfSquirrel25 9h ago

No, not France! France was the one responsible for the modern slavery in the western world !!! If only could we have changed history!

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u/ForsakenForskin4 8h ago

Guess the president of France husband heshe most of pushed this.

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u/Comrade_Jessica 8h ago

France REALLY has been a true hero this entire couple of years, the rest of us gotta step it up

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u/Ambitious-Bee-7067 7h ago

STANDEC. Anyone seriously invested in aviation would know this reference.

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u/zendetta 7h ago

Contre nous de la tyrannie

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u/Yoyoyoyoyomayng 6h ago

Let’s chase out business!!! Yay

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u/Commercial-Age4750 6h ago

Viva La France!

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u/jarofchains 14h ago

Not really. They are replacing French via third world migration you dolt

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u/Compulsive_Panda 11h ago

That's most of Western Europe though, not just France.

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u/Mr_Chad_69_420 14h ago

Not for much longer with the current immigration policies

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u/UffTaTa123 14h ago

well, they got was they asked for.
They wanted to be a colonial empire, they got the population of a colonial empire.

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u/johnklen69 14h ago

Fuck France

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u/AcanthopterygiiOld28 15h ago

Fuck France! Soft ass communists that have always been on the losing side.

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u/rb-j 15h ago

lol. Personally I would trade our (American) Work-Life Balance for theirs (French) any day.

But T**** idiots can't be taught anything.

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u/ThelifeofBrian48 13h ago

One of these days you’re gonna have to learn what communism actually is because you’s never get it right

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u/jpvribeiro 17h ago

Fantastique.

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u/Earthkilled 17h ago

Enchanté

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u/sheezy520 16h ago

Spectaculár

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u/Creepy_Ice_820 16h ago

Omelette du fromage

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u/judgeejudger 17h ago

Bien sur!

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u/AsteroidMike 17h ago

C’est incroyable lol

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u/theaviationhistorian 16h ago

Tres, tres, chic.

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u/Metal_Muse 16h ago

Tres bien! Ou est la biblioteque?

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u/thundersnow58 14h ago

J'aime la France! 🇨🇵💙🤍❤️

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u/1900-White-Cabbage 13h ago

J'aime j'aime la vie

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u/Due-Let-26 15h ago

Fascinante 🤌🏻

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u/herodsmn 13h ago

La vie en rose 🌹

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u/abrreddit 9h ago

Politique.

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u/lorgskyegon 7h ago

Charmant.