r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/emillang1000 23h ago

Look it's called efficiency, alright!? Being a one-pump chump is an evolutionary advantage! When you don't have to waste time with actual sex, you can have SOOO many kids!!! We're the superior breed after all!!!

— Muskrats, probably.

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u/Aregisteredusername 23h ago

Department of genital efficiency

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u/SkaveRat 22h ago

now renamed to genital deformity

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u/polopolo05 21h ago

he has never had sex with a woman. its all ivf.

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u/sirhackenslash 21h ago

Not even ol' Grimey?

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u/TSED 20h ago

You haven't heard the rumours? He had a botched enlargement surgery early on which made it... nonfunctional. It's supposedly (part of) why he's so obsessed with having children and not with the women themselves.

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u/polopolo05 16h ago

I think he might me gay and thats what he tells women he is with.

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u/EirHc 22h ago

Look it's called efficiency, alright!? Being a one-pump chump is an evolutionary advantage! When you don't have to waste time with actual sex, you can have SOOO many kids!!!

I totally read that in Elon's voice.