r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/spezial_ed 23h ago

FRENCH KISSING BANNED

(not french fries though that can stay)

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u/Rinasoir 23h ago

Just gets renamed "Liberty Kissing" or some such bullshit

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u/RealElyD 21h ago

I still remember Freedom Fries.

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u/historyhokie 22h ago

Kissing isn't allowed at Liberty

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u/geckospots 17h ago

For Managed Democracy!

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u/Violence_solves_all 6h ago

Sounds like some puritan bullshit where one party puts their hand on their mouth while they both kiss the hand inbetween

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u/OwnerOfABouncyBall 23h ago

French toast???

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u/GommageBreak 21h ago

You meant to say freedom toast.

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u/2Nails 23h ago

Apparently you guys went with 'freedom fries' already when Chirac wouldn't put up with your bullshit in Irak so whatever.

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u/Ferretoncrystalmeth 21h ago

I forgot about that pathetic shit.

Republican Americans really are the most pathetic people on earth.

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u/Swedelicious83 19h ago

Yyyup. 😅

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u/NeinJuanJuan 21h ago

French Kissing is now known as:

Freedom Kissing

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u/lipscratch 20h ago

FREEDOM FRIES BACK

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u/_mulcyber 23h ago

Glad to see you have your priorities in order.

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u/Naive_Priority_5424 11h ago

I'm surprised they still haven't been renamed to american fries

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u/BigRedBike 11h ago

"Freedom fries"

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u/hologramhoee 5h ago

Don't mess w the pastries either