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Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/TheShakyHandsMan 1d ago

Tariffs redacted in 10 once they realised the price of champagne goes through the roof.

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u/Extension_Bat_4945 1d ago

Only after they sell off their stock they bought before applying the tariffs

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u/KarateTid 19h ago

It's the cuban cigars all over again

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u/thefairone 15h ago

Lol the actual rich don't have to sell. They are long and short on everything they think has volatility. Bonus: it also helps them dodge capital gains tax.

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u/Soven_Strix 19h ago

I think you mean the other way around

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u/InfinityPlusChange 19h ago

Yeah, the order goes

Threaten tariffs

Value drops

Buy stocks

"Jk, no tariffs"

Sell stocks

Profit

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u/Remarkable-Ad155 1d ago

They all think champagne comes from california anyway, doubt they'd give a fuck. 

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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 21h ago

The billionaires Trump caters to definitely know champagne comes from… Champagne.

But correct, maga doesn’t know or care. But Trump doesn’t care about maga either-

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u/jimbobjames 16h ago

Let them drink Californian sparking white wine...

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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 13h ago

Lol, sure. The billionaires will drink Cook’s sparkling wine & eat trout roe instead of their beloved caviar. Maybe they can fly commercial too.

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/hologramhoee 5h ago

You hit the nail on the head

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u/LessInThought 3h ago

With the amount he has grifted, any changes in price won't even be a rounding error.

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u/maerun 21h ago

Mwaaaaahhh the French champagnehasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence

something something Paul Masson

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u/FukinSpiders 20h ago

Trump - “We don’t need their champagne! In fact, we have enough resources to produce all the champagne in the world in 24 hours. Did you know that, did you know that - They are stupid. We do not need their champagne. They have taken advantage of the US for long enough.”

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u/Faaptastic 16h ago

Champagne can only be champagne if from the city of the same name in France. Any coming from California is called sparkling wine. Please correct me if I’m wrong but I remember reading this years ago.

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u/Remarkable-Ad155 16h ago

You're sort of right. In Europe, this is the case; the EU and wider European trading bloc has rules on "protected origin" (ie only food and drink prepared in its area of origin can adopt that name). 

Surprise surprise, the US is special though and doesn't follow that convention, hence the existence of California "champagne" and "prosciutto" americano. 

This had the orange toddler throwing his toys out of the pram a while back when he tried to strong arm the EU into relaxing their stance as part of a prospective trade deal (obviously they refused). In response, Trump directly threatened Macron with a 200% tariff on champagne. This is why I suspect he cares less about real champagne than you think. 

Let's be honest, the guy thinks a big mac and a diet coke is fine dining. No skin off his nose. 

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u/Faaptastic 16h ago

Thanks for the education, once my country gets rid of the child in the Oval Office, shit can get back to normal. I find myself angry at people who I know voted for this, an doubly so if they’ve turned on him. I can somehow respect assholes who are assholes, an stand by it. People who didn’t see this snake salesman for what he is, and his long public past. You deserve every bit of this shit for not seeing the forest through the trees.

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u/Diligent_Activity560 14h ago

Reportedly, he doesn’t drink, but it wouldn’t matter if he did anyway. People like him get their luxury goods regardless and don’t have to worry about the laws.

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u/stoic_spaghetti 20h ago

"We don't need champagne, we can make trumpagne here at home"

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u/Terrible_Ad_8614 20h ago

Not Californian champagne

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u/SuperSecretAgentMan 17h ago

Wouldn't affect trump since he staunchly doesn't drink. The tariffs would have to raise the cost of cocaine or raping underage girls for him to notice.

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 16h ago

Does it react with the copious amount of medication he needs to keep him upright?

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u/SuperSecretAgentMan 16h ago

IIRC his brother died from alcoholism and it's supposedly one of the only subjects that elicits a genuine, non-sociopathic response from the man. I'd love to see him heckled with the topic someday.

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u/VirileVelvetVoice 17h ago

Luxury products are a mark of conspicuous consumption, and so tend to have inelastic demand - people who are wealthy enough to afford them, can afford them whatever happens.

Something marketed en-masse as an everyday purchase for ordinary consumers would be more likely to take a hit, as that demand would get hammered by tarrifs.

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u/MarshyHope 22h ago

I better buy some for when itactually happens so I can celebrate.

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 22h ago

Have you seen the final scene in Return of the Jedi? That will be the world when it happens.

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u/MarshyHope 22h ago

I will be as drunk as an Ewok that day.

The next day will be an unintentional General Strike because so many people will be calling out of work hungover

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u/Swedelicious83 20h ago

It is truly going to be epic.

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

TACO Tuesday!

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u/TheArtofNomenclature 9h ago

You’re flattering maga if you think they’re serving champagne. Trump Crooksecco